Mattland
Mattland is the happiest place on earth! Just check out Matt8Mccall on TikTok. Damn those hips give me all the feels.
Mattland by Pumagirl67 September 26, 2020
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Saugeen - Maitland Hall
sau.geen mait.land hall saw-geen mate-land hall
- noun, singular
The largest Canadian housing institution of the highest order.
Style: Traditional
Building Opening:1969 (The day the earth stood still) 69: Just saying ;P
Floors: 36 Saugeen: 1-9 Lower, Middle, Upper; Maitland: A-C Lower, Middle, Upper
Dining Hall: Open seven days a week (Known for its waffle bars and wide selection of Gelattos)
Population: 1252 specimens
Staff: 2 Residence Managers, 12 Dons, 24 Residence Advisors, 2 Academic & Leadership Programmers, 1 Assistant Programming Coordinator (PROPS TO THEM ALL)
Washrooms: 2 per floor, both equipped with urinals.
Attractions: Sexual intercourse in public areas, Viral stripper acts, Cutlery theft from the cafeteria, Out of control parties and (according to David Letterman) One of the most popular places to get knocked up. It has also been widely known to house some of the most good looking people known to all of mankind.
Also popularly known as:
- Animal House
- The Zoo
- Jungle Party
- noun, singular
The largest Canadian housing institution of the highest order.
Style: Traditional
Building Opening:1969 (The day the earth stood still) 69: Just saying ;P
Floors: 36 Saugeen: 1-9 Lower, Middle, Upper; Maitland: A-C Lower, Middle, Upper
Dining Hall: Open seven days a week (Known for its waffle bars and wide selection of Gelattos)
Population: 1252 specimens
Staff: 2 Residence Managers, 12 Dons, 24 Residence Advisors, 2 Academic & Leadership Programmers, 1 Assistant Programming Coordinator (PROPS TO THEM ALL)
Washrooms: 2 per floor, both equipped with urinals.
Attractions: Sexual intercourse in public areas, Viral stripper acts, Cutlery theft from the cafeteria, Out of control parties and (according to David Letterman) One of the most popular places to get knocked up. It has also been widely known to house some of the most good looking people known to all of mankind.
Also popularly known as:
- Animal House
- The Zoo
- Jungle Party
e.g: Saugeen - Maitland Hall
1. Saugeen-Maitland's so hot right now. SOOO HOTTT
2. Deep in the heart of the Western Jungle, you can hear the Saugeen rumble. OOH AHH ooh ah, OOH AHH ooh ah.
3. Hey, Saugeen, Red, Yellow, Green, the best res at Western that you've ever seen.
4. GO SAUGEEN-MAITLAND S-A-U-G-E-E-N.
1. Saugeen-Maitland's so hot right now. SOOO HOTTT
2. Deep in the heart of the Western Jungle, you can hear the Saugeen rumble. OOH AHH ooh ah, OOH AHH ooh ah.
3. Hey, Saugeen, Red, Yellow, Green, the best res at Western that you've ever seen.
4. GO SAUGEEN-MAITLAND S-A-U-G-E-E-N.
Saugeen - Maitland Hall by The Jungle Beast October 15, 2010
Maitland
Extremely awesome. Very nice and has pretty eyes. Maitland's are very aggressive when they are messed with. I wouldn't get on a Maitland's bad side if I were you. Maitland's fit in well and know there place and will fight till the deaths to defend it.
Maitland by Blahblahblaaaal February 17, 2010
Filthy Maitland
Introducing an Irn-Bru bottle up a lady's poontang with one hand while inserting the spare hand up the anus to remove the lid through the recto-vaginal wall. The liquid is then consumed direct as it gushes from the lady canal.
"I had just come back from a highland-flinging marathon and me lassie was demandng a wee bit of me caber. I was so thirsty i whipped out an irn-bru and gave her the old Filthy Maitland."
Filthy Maitland by olly connor May 16, 2008
Maitland gang
Maitland gang by Owee Matt January 15, 2019
maitland
a suburban town located north of Orlando. basically the same as Winter Park, but without Park Avenue.
Maitland has some nice neighborhoods on the east side and not-so-nice neighborhoods on the west side.