A fancy
word used to make yourself sound more intelligent in a high stakes situation. Actual definition is irrelevant, use it confidently to replace any more common
word and earn immediate respect from your
friends and co-workers.
Len: What'
s the play coach?
Hank (Coaching in the Super
Bowl and aware he is mic'd for sound): Just keep matriculating the ball down the field, boys.
Len: Got it coach!
Otis (Back in the huddle): What the hell does matriculate mean?
Len: I have no idea, but from the context it is clear he wants us to continue advancing the
ball, and I'
m inspired as fuck right now.