matriculator

To commit the act of matrimony.
To commit.

To be confined to a group.

To seek a score for matrimony

Wayne is a premature Matriculator. He prefers to buy the cow rather than get the milk for free.
Bullock is the consumate matriculator going from wife to wife in rapid succession.
Jen is looking for a serial matriculator with the skills to pay the bills.

by thaz February 3, 2014

Matriculate

A fancy word used to make yourself sound more intelligent in a high stakes situation. Actual definition is irrelevant, use it confidently to replace any more common word and earn immediate respect from your friends and co-workers.

Len: What's the play coach?
Hank (Coaching in the Super Bowl and aware he is mic'd for sound): Just keep matriculating the ball down the field, boys.
Len: Got it coach!
Otis (Back in the huddle): What the hell does matriculate mean?
Len: I have no idea, but from the context it is clear he wants us to continue advancing the ball, and I'm inspired as fuck right now.

by mtgeezycreezy December 10, 2016

Matriculation

Admitted in a college or university.

I want to pass the matriculation to go to the Recreation and sports organizations.

by BlackPohatu October 24, 2016

Matriculate

A term used originally used by Hank Stram, the coach of the Kansas City Chiefs in the 1960's during Superbowl IV, which describes consistently gaining yards and moving the football down the field against an opponents defense.

The term is now used by a multitude of sports anchors when reviewing football highlights.

"Yeah let's just keep matriculatin' the ball down the field, boys!" - Hank Stram

Matriculate!

by Lon November 14, 2005

Premature Matriculation

Being admitted into a college or university while you're still a sophomore in high school.

Cyrus exhibited a lackadaisical attitude in the last 2 months of his sophomore year in high school due to his premature matriculation into Seton Hall University.

by DJCOJO July 8, 2010

Matriculative Dynamics

Matriculative Dynamics is a totally fake business buzz word. In a world of overused business buzz words like “verticals”, “synergy”, and “bandwidth”... it seemed that something should be made up that is nonsensical and could be woven into conversation. The word was created on 5/21/22 in Atlanta, Ga in closed door meeting of the MDIC.

The Matriculative Dynamics of the vertical and horizontal onboarding of this data is going to be a real pain. We should circle back and have a zoom call to discuss.

by JRamsy May 13, 2021

matriculate

verb: to enroll as a member of a body and especially of a college or university. (kind of sounds dirty, so it is good to use on dumb fucks who are fat and were only tshirts, also they want know the word b/c their being dumb keeps them from matriculating)

During the graduation ceremonies, Jack couldn't help but think of the first time that he and Stephanie matriculated.

by HappyHenry35 April 18, 2003