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A fancy word used to make yourself sound more intelligent in a high stakes situation. Actual definition is irrelevant, use it confidently to replace any more common word and earn immediate respect from your friends and co-workers.
Len: What's the play coach?
Hank (Coaching in the Super Bowl and aware he is mic'd for sound): Just keep matriculating the ball down the field, boys.
Len: Got it coach!
Otis (Back in the huddle): What the hell does matriculate mean?
Len: I have no idea, but from the context it is clear he wants us to continue advancing the ball, and I'm inspired as fuck right now.
by mtgeezycreezy December 10, 2016
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verb: to enroll as a member of a body and especially of a college or university. (kind of sounds dirty, so it is good to use on dumb fucks who are fat and were only tshirts, also they want know the word b/c their being dumb keeps them from matriculating)
During the graduation ceremonies, Jack couldn't help but think of the first time that he and Stephanie matriculated.
by HappyHenry35 April 18, 2003
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1. (v.) To incite. To make something happen.
2. (v.) To move from one venue to another.
1. Hey, i'm-a go pop at theze breezys and see what I can matriculate.
2. Thizz club is dead. Let'z go matriculate over to Jevaun'z house and see if tha house-party'z craccin.
by Rill Talk May 24, 2006
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v. To Matriculate

Matriculate - To age, mature, or to improve/make better.
Ex. I must matriculate this cheese, before I can get a good profit from it.

Ex. Matriculate your essay, and correct your grammar mistakes, then I will take another look at it.
by Fub257 December 29, 2009
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To carry, esp. in football. Used most often by sports news anchors.
Watch as Dante Hall gets the punt and starts matriculating the ball down the field.
by DrAstroZoom January 09, 2004
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