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matchablossom by Otakuforwhat March 26, 2021
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manchat
a meaningful and deep conversation between two blokes(usually late at night when they're both pissed as farts)
manchat by lfcwhitman October 12, 2007
Matchables
Matchables is when u have the illegal substance, marijuana in your possesion and are looking for someone with the same amount so u can go smoke it together...ie getting totally fucked hahaha
Matchables by Nikko And Sam July 19, 2003
maschat
Its like chat sex, you or the other person have to masturbate and you or the other person have to control it saying slower or faster.
maschat by maschatting July 15, 2019
Matchstick Man
Matchstick Man by J. Malik January 1, 2006
manchatripa
Spanish slang for strongly died or artificial juice. Mancha means to stain and tripa means gut so manchatripa implies staining your gut.
manchatripa by JuliTae_7 August 19, 2021
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Oblication
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
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Northstarring
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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Plate of Brown
A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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Palmela Handerson
Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?
Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Palmela Handerson by One eyed wombat June 13, 2018
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