matchai

a woman better than an arooj and shen

hey look it's leni robredo! she's a matchai!

by Atenista June 9, 2022

matchablossom

A ship name for Joe and Cherry from Sk8 the Infinity♾️

Weeb 1:Hey do you ship anyone in Sk8?
Weeb 2: Definitely Matchablossom.

by Otakuforwhat March 26, 2021

Mask-Matching

Staying chic and fashionable by matching your jewelry and outfits to your face-mask every day.

OMG I just can't have my outfit clash with my mask! Jane's interchangeable jewelry makes mask-matching so much easier and affordable.

by JaneGordon.com May 10, 2020

Matching Bowls

v. A term meaning that all parties partaking in a smoke-out donate equal parts of their own weed, if they have any. For instance, if G-Dogg and HomeFry are matching bowls, then for every bowl of G-Dogg's weed that they smoke, HomeFry will pack and share a bowl of his own.

"Let's go smoke. I'll match bowls with you."

by callinghome November 1, 2004

Matchables

Matchables is when u have the illegal substance, marijuana in your possesion and are looking for someone with the same amount so u can go smoke it together...ie getting totally fucked hahaha

well lets go to highland and look for some ppl with matchables

by Nikko And Sam July 19, 2003

manchair

The seat in the clothing shop reserved for the husband/boyfriend while their partner goes through the shop trying stuff on.

ooo theres a manchair, quick, grab it before that other guy gets it!

by jws14 December 9, 2008

Tool box with matching power douche accessories

A tool box with matching power douche accessories is the most egregious form of tool. If a tool is a common douche-bag, and a tool box is where tons of tools go, then a tool box with matching power douche accessories is the apex predator of douches.

This person would be the megalodon of douche, the Elvis of douchebaggery, or the Mount Everest of douche. In the SCUBA diving world this person would be the Andrea Doria of douche. In rock climbing, this person would be the 5.15a of douche. In cycling, this person would be the Tour De Douche, except that he would have both testicles. In Kalifornia, this person would be the Nancy Pelosi of douche. In the hand gun world, this person would be the Desert Eagle of douche...a douche that is completely unlike other douches to an almost comical, unnecessary degree.

HISTORY OF THE PHRASE:

Cliffy, a Sergeant in my unit in 3rd Infantry Division, referred to our commander (he who shall not be named) as a tool box with matching power douche accessories one time. We all instantly recognized the gravity of the phrase. Like the Tarrasque in Dungeons and Dragons, there can typically only be one tool box with matching power douche accessories in the world at any given point. According to legend, the tool box with matching power douche accessories may take on an apprentice tool box, and upon his death the apprentice will then gain the douche prowess of the then deceased tool box with matching power douche accessories.

"Man, our boss is the worse example of douchebaggery that I have ever witnessed in all my years in the military. He is a tool box with matching power douche accessories."

-Cliffy

by CPT Ron April 30, 2013