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"Place around the Kabatullah i.e. Kaabaah where muslims perform a ritual called 'Tawaaf' when they are present there for either Haj or Umrah."
"Had you ever been to the place called 'mataf' where the 'Tawaaf' is being performed."
mataf by mataf nisar muqri September 24, 2005
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Manafucked

When you're at an incredibly great advantage (such as being wealthy, connected, or mana-full) but can do jack shit with it because an opponent renders your advantage meaningless.
*Paul Manafort gets his accounts frozen and co-conspirators indicted because he didn't know about the secret wire-tapping.*

NEWSPAPER HEADLINE: Mueller Manafucked Manafort
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A random, unsubstantiated and often untrue yet entertaining "fact" or tidbit about nothing important which can only be revealed by Marty.
Human hair, if condensed into a liquid form, contains 40 grams of protein per serving.....thats a Martafact!!
Martafact by DaveLegz January 14, 2009

malafunkshun 

1. A word commonly used on the island of Guam to describe anything or anyone that is messed up not working or dumb. Also used when making a joking comment or describing someone who does something stupid.

2. A popular radio trio on the island of Guam.
"My tv is malafunkshun." "Joe acts like a monkey! That guy is malafunkshun!"
malafunkshun by mark_alan August 9, 2006

manaforte 

A seductive criminal specialty involving greed, self-promotion, and peddling access to power, devised to fuel a gilded lifestyle.
His manaforte for padding his own resume and pocketbook led him from pinnacle to pit in a very short timeframe.
manaforte by Dr Bunnygirl June 18, 2018
A loud brash supporter of Donald Trump ,seen on the news after some awful incident, against wearing a Red Make America Great Again ball cap or with a vehicle covered in proTrump /right wing /Anti Clinton stickers.
That guy who mailed all those pipe bombs th Obama , Hillary and George Soros what a Magafuck, not as horrid as those Magafucking Nazis at Charlottesville but awful indeed.
Magafuck by Canute Wartooth January 23, 2019

Majafection 

When Maja does anything she does it to perfection.
More generally, everything that is beyond perfection can be qualified as Majafection
"- Good Lord, this aMajazing

- Nope, it's Majafection!"
Majafection by Jiji_ September 19, 2023
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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