Martafact

A random, unsubstantiated and often untrue yet entertaining "fact" or tidbit about nothing important which can only be revealed by Marty.

Human hair, if condensed into a liquid form, contains 40 grams of protein per serving.....thats a Martafact!!

Martafact by DaveLegz January 14, 2009

mattafack 

"As a matter of fact" - used by many Americans when they are speaking in a hurry.

"I was down da gubmint ofice, mattafack, it was only yestidee."

mattafack by Bob May 22, 2004

Märtafjärta Olsson 

helo babagurl i know you want to know who Märta really is, so i will tell you. Märta has avhugget hair and she is a very lovely person, she loves wolfis (but only on fridays). Märta is usually called "my little powderpuff girl", märta fjärta, märtis, hovatönten and last but not least magiska märta. Märta is probably always a singer or if you want you can call her Soy Luna. She is a pretty girl that can sometimes look like sid from ice age. Märta is really the best. Ayyyyyy southtoboy tell yooo womawomawoma vaaa. If you want to be in love with Märta you can add her on snapchat, its probably always Märtaolsson1, she speciellt likes hockeygrabbs. being defined

BEing defined as
Person 1: omg is that Soy Luna?!
Person 2: No no no, its just Märtafjärta Olsson
Person 1: ahhh yerusalem mom.
Person 2: ok.

Märtafjärta Olsson by Hannaking1337 March 17, 2023

mattaface 

White idiots that go around trying to act "ghetto"

Yo Nigg! Dat mattaface is wack!

mattaface by ghetto fab May 8, 2003

marhafacka 

You nigger

Fuck you marhafacka

marhafacka by Wuwiwwuwiw November 12, 2018

marhafacka 

Worst than a fucking nigger

You marhafacka

marhafacka by Wuwiwwuwiw November 12, 2018

Mattfact 

Verb; similar to a fun fact, a Mattfact is a 100% random and sunsolicited statement made that has little to no value to you and your. life

You absolutely just word vomited a Mattfact when you told me how fast you jeep can go if it had an unlimited amount of horsepower.

Mattfact by Holdingallthesmiles August 31, 2021