helo babagurl i know you want to know who Märta really is, so i will tell you. Märta has avhugget hair and she is a very lovely person, she loves wolfis (but only on fridays). Märta is usually called "my little powderpuff girl", märta fjärta, märtis, hovatönten and last but not least magiska märta. Märta is probably always a singer or if you want you can call her Soy Luna. She is a pretty girl that can sometimes look like sid from ice age. Märta is really the best. Ayyyyyy southtoboy tell yooo womawomawoma vaaa. If you want to be in love with Märta you can add her on snapchat, its probably always Märtaolsson1, she speciellt likes hockeygrabbs. being defined
BEing defined as
Person 1: omg is that Soy Luna?!
Person 2: No no no, its just Märtafjärta Olsson
Person 1: ahhh yerusalem mom.
Person 2: ok.
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.