Martafact

A random, unsubstantiated and often untrue yet entertaining "fact" or tidbit about nothing important which can only be revealed by Marty.

Human hair, if condensed into a liquid form, contains 40 grams of protein per serving.....thats a Martafact!!

Martafact by DaveLegz January 14, 2009

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mattafack

"As a matter of fact" - used by many Americans when they are speaking in a hurry.

"I was down da gubmint ofice, mattafack, it was only yestidee."

mattafack by Bob May 22, 2004

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Märtafjärta Olsson

helo babagurl i know you want to know who Märta really is, so i will tell you. Märta has avhugget hair and she is a very lovely person, she loves wolfis (but only on fridays). Märta is usually called "my little powderpuff girl", märta fjärta, märtis, hovatönten and last but not least magiska märta. Märta is probably always a singer or if you want you can call her Soy Luna. She is a pretty girl that can sometimes look like sid from ice age. Märta is really the best. Ayyyyyy southtoboy tell yooo womawomawoma vaaa. If you want to be in love with Märta you can add her on snapchat, its probably always Märtaolsson1, she speciellt likes hockeygrabbs. being defined

BEing defined as
Person 1: omg is that Soy Luna?!
Person 2: No no no, its just Märtafjärta Olsson
Person 1: ahhh yerusalem mom.
Person 2: ok.

Märtafjärta Olsson by Hannaking1337 March 17, 2023