6 definitions by Clit Eatswood

People always recognize Cory because of his trident smile.
by Clit Eatswood July 15, 2006
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A huge penis, comparable only to that of King Kong.
1. Donnie's king kong ding dong stretched my asshole so wide that it won't close anymore!
2. Whoa! That's one king kong ding dong!
by Clit Eatswood December 28, 2005
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1. To fuck something up beyond recognition.
2. Backwoods retard
1. Goddamnit! That stupid asshole mounced my whole day!
2. Don't be such a mounce, dude.
by Clit Eatswood January 1, 2006
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A humorous slang term for "semen."
Is your chocolate starfish ready for my chunky dick snot?
by Clit Eatswood December 16, 2005
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An alternative rock band popularized largely through internet promotion (MySpace) and appearances on the WB's "The Daily Buzz." Band members are Allen Clark, Aaron Gabriel, Adam Menhinick, and Donnie Shockley.
I saw Atticus on "The Daily Buzz," and now I'm checking out their MySpace page!
by Clit Eatswood August 16, 2006
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Masturbizzle can be defined as self-stimulizzles ta cause sexual sensations cuz I'm fresh out the pen. The use of tha word masturbizzles usually suggests tizzy tha person is chillin' his or her genitals ta tha point of intense pleasure or orgasm. I'm a bad boy wit a lotta hos. (Orgasm brotha ta a period of intense excitement in which genital muscles enta in ta a series of highly-pleasurable contractions or movements). So bow down to the bow wow!

While masturbizzle can involve brotha person, most of us thizzink of it as a very private act. Ho-slappin' ta some health care brotha masturbizzle allows a healthy way ta express & explore yo sexuality n ta releaze sexual tension witout all tha associated risks of sexual intercourse. Chill as I take you on a trip. Health professizzles generally agree tizzle this private touch'n is a natural, normal mode of self-explorizzles n sexual expression . I started yo shit and I'll end yo' shit! Unfortunatizzle, brotha, tha excitement of tha moment has passed, many thugz find themselves filled wit guilty n or shame.

In tha 1970's n 1980's, a woman named B-E-Double-Tizzy Dodson, Ph.Dizzle, achieved mizzay fizzle fizzle her approach ta masturbizzles. She actually held classes fo` bitchez ta teach them how ta masturbate. She thought that in orda fo` bitchez ta overcome certain degrees of repression tizzy she believed were instilled by tha church, bitchez needed ta learn how ta "celebrizzles they bodies where the sun be shinin and I be rhymin'.
I'm gonna go masturbizzle while I watch these two dogs fuck!
by Clit Eatswood August 7, 2006
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