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masturbasible 

Clothing you can masturbate through without removing them.
Joey wanted to masturbate but wanted to without taking off his clothes, so he went commando in his basketball shorts and masrurbated. I guess what he used was highly masturbasible.
masturbasible by DyingDeath December 29, 2009
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masturbatable 

When it is debatable whether or not you could masturbate over the subject or not.

Dame Edna in a swimsuit: masturbatable.
dude 1: damn that chicks hot!

dude 2: thats my mum

dude 1: thats masturbatable
masturbatable by Sam Etabrut November 27, 2012
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masturbatable 

When a person is attractive enough for another person to be able to masturbate to them.
"That girl/guy is maturbatable because they are so attractive."
masturbatable by onethinwallaway September 25, 2004

masturbatable 

Worth considering while masturbating.
Street: Man who sit on toilet, high on pot.
Wil: Thats masturbatable.
masturbatable by kgnrp March 13, 2011

masturbible 

Substitute pornography used by religious people, for instance the section of the Sunday newspaper advertising section that contains ads for bras and panties, or the Sports Illustrated swimsuit edition.
"Somebody left their masturbible in the bathroom..."
masturbible by Gatorpress December 10, 2007

Masturbatable 

She’s well masturbatable
Masturbatable by Annros September 22, 2018

Masturbatables

Any item(s) utilized in a person’s masturbation repertoire. Items could include but are not limited to; pornographic materials, lubricants, dildos, phalluses, inflatable partners, pocket pussies, and lingerie catalogs.
I’m heading to the porn shop to pick up some masturbatables.

Hey mister what kind of masturbatables you got? It’s been a while since I rubbed one out.
Masturbatables by Uncle Dewy G January 23, 2011
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murderhobo 

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go ahead
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God Shot 

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God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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