masturbeard

Stroking your own beard either slowly or vigorously, simply for the pleasure of it.

"While in deep thought, I often find myself masturbearding."

by philo1618 February 26, 2015

masturbearding

To stroke one's beard with great intensity, almost as if the act is sexually gratifying.

I couldn't concentrate on the professor's lecture because he was masturbearding the whole time.

by internetsensation May 27, 2009

Masturbearding

Sensually stroking your beard

He was masturbearding in the library.

by Masterbearding April 26, 2015