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masturbeard

Stroking your own beard either slowly or vigorously, simply for the pleasure of it.
"While in deep thought, I often find myself masturbearding."
by philo1618 February 26, 2015
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masturbearding

To stroke one's beard with great intensity, almost as if the act is sexually gratifying.
I couldn't concentrate on the professor's lecture because he was masturbearding the whole time.
by internetsensation May 27, 2009
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Masturbearding

Sensually stroking your beard
He was masturbearding in the library.
by Masterbearding April 26, 2015
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