vertigoob

n. a top view of a womans breasts, a vertical perspective of boobs.

That scene in 'Joe Dirt' where he's in the hot air balloon and he's all like "I can see down your shirt.." vertigoob...

by philo1618 August 09, 2012

Ingress

The most addictive game ever made. Do not start playing unless you're prepared to play constantly. This is a 'capture-the-flag' augmented reality game created by Niantics Labs that poses two different 'factions', the Enlightened and the Resistance, against one another to battle for portals that are GPS synced with public landmarks. Enlightened players are green and referred to as 'frogs'. Resistance players are blue and are called 'smurfs'. Besides being the most addictive game ever made, it's also a great way to meet other people who are also addicted to the game. The only positive lure about the game is that it will teach you about your surrounding areas and educate you about the history of where you live.

"I'm not addicted to heroin anymore, because now I play Ingress."

by philo1618 June 18, 2013

masturbeard

Stroking your own beard either slowly or vigorously, simply for the pleasure of it.

"While in deep thought, I often find myself masturbearding."

by philo1618 February 26, 2015