1: The accomplishment of a beard that is not only large but perfectly maintained and styled
2: Stroking you're beard in public, When it is unacceptable to do the same with you're penis
2: Stroking you're beard in public, When it is unacceptable to do the same with you're penis
by Beard Fa'ce November 8, 2013
I can't wait to get home tonight, smoke a joint, throw on Dawson's Creek season 2 and masterbeard until I fall asleep.
by Master Beardo October 19, 2010
My teenage daughter and I felt extremely uncomfortable when the driver of the car parked next to ours stared at us while masterbearding.
by The Word Divas May 25, 2021