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masterchief 

OMG its masterchief!!! were safe now!!!
masterchief by roflcopterasaurus October 14, 2009

Masterchief 

The most badass character in the Halo series.
"We've all run the simulations, they're tough, but they ain't invincible. Stay with the Masterchief, he'll know what to do.
Masterchief by Arori4 August 24, 2010

masterhatin 

The act of being cock-blocked, but while you're masterbating.
Guy 1: So I was yanking it real good last night, and my mom walked in. She kept on talking and wouldn't let me finish for at least a half hour.
Guy 2: Wow, she was masterhatin on you.
masterhatin by aablmd82 July 9, 2010

mastercrying 

The act of crying and masterbating simultaneously.
I am a lonely loser, every night you will find me in my room mastercrying myself to sleep.
mastercrying by ChiChi1984 November 6, 2011

Masterchillin 

masturbating while doing something else (such as playing video games, watching regular t.v., or im-ing)
i was totally masterchillin in that halo game last night!
Masterchillin by john bowendil March 17, 2008

masterpainting 

When children masterbate at a young age, but they don't know what it's called, and so the teacher refers to it as 'masterpainting'
He's rubbing his boys on the carpet again...
He's masterpainting
masterpainting by frisknock November 15, 2013
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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