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masterchain 

A masterchain is four or more men fucking in a chain. The leader is known as the choochoo and the guy at the end is known as the coal cart
Erez, James, Ranman and Eirik were perticipating in a brutal masterchain. Erez was the coal cart and Eirik was the choochoo
masterchain by Fernandes April 16, 2004
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masterchief 

a dude on the halo series
OMG its masterchief!!! were safe now!!!
masterchief by roflcopterasaurus October 14, 2009

Masterchief 

The most badass character in the Halo series.
"We've all run the simulations, they're tough, but they ain't invincible. Stay with the Masterchief, he'll know what to do.
Masterchief by Arori4 August 24, 2010

masterhatin 

The act of being cock-blocked, but while you're masterbating.
Guy 1: So I was yanking it real good last night, and my mom walked in. She kept on talking and wouldn't let me finish for at least a half hour.
Guy 2: Wow, she was masterhatin on you.
masterhatin by aablmd82 July 9, 2010

mastercrying 

The act of crying and masterbating simultaneously.
I am a lonely loser, every night you will find me in my room mastercrying myself to sleep.
mastercrying by ChiChi1984 November 6, 2011

Masterchillin 

masturbating while doing something else (such as playing video games, watching regular t.v., or im-ing)
i was totally masterchillin in that halo game last night!
Masterchillin by john bowendil March 17, 2008

masterpainting 

When children masterbate at a young age, but they don't know what it's called, and so the teacher refers to it as 'masterpainting'
He's rubbing his boys on the carpet again...
He's masterpainting
masterpainting by frisknock November 15, 2013
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
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