If your gonna know a guy with a massive dick, this is him. He’s got a fucking rhino cock that’s like a yard stick.
by xXWumpusXx October 5, 2020
Eirik is kind of like the boy next door, just more dangerous. He is often mistaken as innocent, but that is just a cover-up of his true identity. Eirik is usually known for his amazing eyes and incredible art-skills. He is the innocent schoolboy at day, and the sexy police officer at night!
I met Eirik the other day,
he was sooo sexy, but when I met him today:
He blushed and looked away.
Eirik is awesome!
he was sooo sexy, but when I met him today:
He blushed and looked away.
Eirik is awesome!
by piratesareawesome October 17, 2013
Eirik is that guy at your school who will bug you for whatever you are doing and seems to be innocent but isn't once you get to know him, Eirik is actually really funny and nice but sometimes his jokes can be a little bit to mean, so make sure you have tough skin around this guy..
P.S he can be really weird and spam you with memes or gifs (anything that is weird) and emojis that totally mean nothing.
P.S he can be really weird and spam you with memes or gifs (anything that is weird) and emojis that totally mean nothing.
by Not an Alien ;) January 14, 2019
Often called the main guy, everyone loves him because he smiles all day everyday. When he does not smile something really bad has just happened, usually the soccer team he loves lost.
by Tha main guy Eirik November 12, 2019
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by Always aw3some January 18, 2012
by Kumeran January 11, 2005