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Mastercating

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Simultaneously chewing, eating food and giving yourself "self love" masturbating.
I walked in to see my boyfriend mastercating while drinking a slurpee and eating nachos. He is a multi tasker!!
Mastercating by Amawee21 May 16, 2016
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mastercrying • Mastercating • Mastercaking • masterconing

Mastercating

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The act of slapping a body part to sound like you are masterbating.
Guy 1: ( Clap Clap Clap Clap )
Guy 2: Dude what are u doing?!?!?
Guy 1: Dude it's okay im just mastercating!
Guy 2: Masterbating!?!?
Guy 1: No no Mastercating! Im just pretending to masterbate.
Mastercating by Big Pimpin69 November 3, 2011
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Mastercaking 

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Master bating while eating cake
Slinging your meat while eating cake is mastercaking
Mastercaking by Dk25 May 11, 2013
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masterconing 

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Masterconing was with my misses last night and she caught me masturbate while Smoking a marijuana cone
I was with my misses last night and she caught me Masterconing On the toilet watching midget porn
masterconing by Aerosal Surgen September 12, 2022
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cornholio 

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Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026
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mickey mousing

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In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
mickey mousing by Freezing the Mainstream July 18, 2006
Word of the Day on July 8, 2026
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