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Mastercating

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Simultaneously chewing, eating food and giving yourself "self love" masturbating.
I walked in to see my boyfriend mastercating while drinking a slurpee and eating nachos. He is a multi tasker!!
Mastercating by Amawee21 May 16, 2016
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mastercrying • Mastercating • Mastercaking • masterconing

Mastercating

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The act of slapping a body part to sound like you are masterbating.
Guy 1: ( Clap Clap Clap Clap )
Guy 2: Dude what are u doing?!?!?
Guy 1: Dude it's okay im just mastercating!
Guy 2: Masterbating!?!?
Guy 1: No no Mastercating! Im just pretending to masterbate.
Mastercating by Big Pimpin69 November 3, 2011
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Mastercaking 

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Master bating while eating cake
Slinging your meat while eating cake is mastercaking
Mastercaking by Dk25 May 11, 2013
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masterconing 

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Masterconing was with my misses last night and she caught me masturbate while Smoking a marijuana cone
I was with my misses last night and she caught me Masterconing On the toilet watching midget porn
masterconing by Aerosal Surgen September 12, 2022
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Shitdar

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Spidey sense for evading poop on the street, canine or otherwise.
When walking in NYC or LA, you need shitdar.
Shitdar by Sickomonster June 3, 2026
Word of the Day on June 6, 2026
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Shackteâu

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A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
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Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.
Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026
Word of the Day on June 5, 2026
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