Masked

A rare being that travels with his main sidekick Zpond. If you find a masked RUN as if you try to fight it. A Zpond will appear and weird stuff will begin to happen to you. Stay away from them they know to many ways to get you crying

A masked killed my best friend and his sidekick Zpond completely ripped my family into pieces.

by Mexscorpio March 4, 2023

Masked-Out

When you've been wearing your mask for too many hours, and are sweaty, light headed, ready to risk fines or even COVID-19....well, ready to risk anything other that someone else's well being.

After being in meetings all day I am masked-out and just want to rip this off my face! I would rather stay socially distanced at home alone than have to wear this one more minute.

by JaneGordon.com August 3, 2020

Masked Avenger

It is a sexual move, where the male is performing doggie style on his partner, and while her (or is guess his) face is burried into the ground, he forms his hands in upside down "A-Okay" gesture with his fingers, and wraps them around his eyes- forming a makeshift mask. The partner is not to know that this act is occuring at the time. As soon as he cums, he is to immediately pick up his cell phone (while the partner is still present) and call a friend and state "THE MASKED AVENGER HAS STRUCK AGAIN" and hang up immediately.

Guy: Did you get a message about a certain Masked Avenger last night?

Friend: Dude, you have deep-rooted issues.

by Conchubar March 21, 2009

Masked Wolf

The new Shakespeare

A:Yo have you checked that new song Astrounaut In The Ocean by Masked Wolf?
B:That one that goes "What you know about rolling down in the deep"?

by wetpenis90210 May 9, 2021

Masked Wibbler

An unseen but ever present malevolent entity responsible for the slight moving of one’s bag from the position one remembers placing it in, to a new position very close to but not quite the same as the original position.

Person 1: Have you seen my bag?
Person 2: yes, it’s under your chair still
Person 1: oh yes, but not quite where I left it
Persons 1 & 2: Gasp! The Masked Wibbler!

by platonicus October 28, 2018

Masked Muscle

Spitting in someone's eye's and temporarily blinding them.

"AHHH I CANT SEE!!!!" "That guy is a Masked Muscle for doing that"

by MikeTysonsFrontTooth February 12, 2022

masked bragging

Bringing up a topic or telling a story with a fake point with a true intent of showing off details included in the story.

"I had the worst night last night. I totally got a terrible headache because of how hard I was banging Pamela Anderson."

by Yer July 23, 2008