The Martuna (Original Recipe)
In a shaker, over
ice, combine:
1 part Vodka or Gin,
1 part Dry Vermouth,
1 part Liquid from a Can of Solid White Albacore Tuna (Bumblebee preferrable)
Quarter Teaspoon of Lemon Juice (per every 1 part Dry Vermouth)
Shake vigorously. Strain into martini glass(es) and garnish with
shrimp (de-shelled, preferrably steamed).
Enjoy within the proximity of a bucket,
trash receptacle, or toilet, as such sophisticated flavors
may disagree with mundane palates.