bertha

Typical oversized female, always has ginger hair and has terrible dress sense thinking she can wear clothes 5 sizes to small for her.....Don't be near her on a hot day as BO is a big problem amongst Bertha's....
You will always have one within your workplace.
by Alikat July 29, 2004
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Damn that guy has a bertha!
by spencer bamf November 20, 2010
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a massive 3 litre bottle of cider. usually consumed before gigs and other large sessions of heavy drinkin.
Ste - "you coming down the fally tonite to dance with some goths"

Jim - "yeah man im getting a bertha, do you want one?"

Ste - "fucking right eastbourne style!"
by codeye September 21, 2007
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this word was created in 1972 by a biker from kings lynn, norfolk to describe BIIIIGGGG WOMEN. so now you know where it came from too. he's quite proud of it too.
that bertha thinks she can fit in a size 20?!!!!!!!!!
by rhiannon smart February 14, 2005
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An outdoor place that is used to relax for short breaks, and have a ciggy or too, typically on a nice day
yoooo that bertha we were at was madd chill
by Roadside Stoner March 15, 2009
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A blow up doll that is "big boned" and is a french maid
dude 1: i want to go do it with bertha
dude 2: man you need a girlfriend
by sirsex a-lot June 03, 2007
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a big hefty whacking stick wrapped in barb wire, commonly used by child {poggerers} in Bean
Bradley should have used Bertha when he got jumped in Bean
by AsHoK February 12, 2004
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