Martuna 

The Martuna (Original Recipe)

In a shaker, over ice, combine:

1 part Vodka or Gin,
1 part Dry Vermouth,
1 part Liquid from a Can of Solid White Albacore Tuna (Bumblebee preferrable)
Quarter Teaspoon of Lemon Juice (per every 1 part Dry Vermouth)

Shake vigorously. Strain into martini glass(es) and garnish with shrimp (de-shelled, preferrably steamed).

Enjoy within the proximity of a bucket, trash receptacle, or toilet, as such sophisticated flavors may disagree with mundane palates.

After an evening of perusing the local art galleries, we retired for the evening to the members' lounge and chatted over Martunas long into the night.

Martuna by gadiv October 18, 2007

Martuna 

A Martini made with generous helpings of Tuna Fish substituted for Vermouth. Sometimes known as the Tunatini.

As said to Roy Cohn one evening at Elaine's: "Roy, there's too much tuna in my Tunatini, but your Martuna needs more-tune."

Martuna by OhHello January 13, 2006

Martina

Martina is a really funny, nice and kind girl who always helps those in need, even if this can put them in difficulty.
She is a romantic, a relationship with her is heaven, she will always put you first and everything and treat you like you are the only person in this world.
But be careful not to make her angry.

hey,i love you so
please let me go MARTINA

Martina by iloveyouso November 21, 2021

Martinar 

To say something completely unrelated in response to a question.

Person 1: How is your homework coming?

Person 2: I don't want a cheese bagel.

Person 1: you just pulled a martinar

Martinar by James1202 August 2, 2012

Martina Krašna 

Woman named Martina Krašna, also known as "MC Lukcva". Who came to the scene with her educational video "števila 1 do 10"

Years later she won her first platinum song with "jezus hvala ti"
She is proudly preeching the word of god and at the same time breeding as fast as possible with currently 8 kids and one destroyed vagina.

"Dej Frncjt upali en jezus hvala ti, wd Martina Krašna." -slovenian phrase.

Martina Krašna by Enfant123 March 26, 2021

madtunage 

madtunage:

Ultimate tunage, the most extremely good music
one could possibly have in a collection. The very best of the very best.

Check out this madtunage. It's the ultimate.
I've got madtunage! Throw on some madtunage.

madtunage by madinsomniac August 7, 2007

Martyna 

Martyna is a girl that you fall in love with as soon as u meet her she is not a back stabber and tries her best to make every one happy she's a goofy and funny person and a freak'

"Dood Martyna is so amazing "
" I know mate "

Martyna by Dindindob June 11, 2018