Taekwondoka's definitions

Oreho

A female of African origin who only enjoys sex with White men.

Kerry Washington is an Oreho because she only dates White guys.

by Taekwondoka March 9, 2014

gold dicker

A man who uses his sexuality to obtain wealth, luxury, money or anything that can upgrade his lifestyle. The male version of a gold digger.

That gold dicker Tom Arnold sure got a lot sure got a lot of money from Roseann when they got divorced.

by Taekwondoka June 19, 2014

Manturnity

When a man's gut is proportionately large for his size. This makes the man appear to be pregnant. Especially when they have skinny legs and no butt.

Bob's gut is getting bigger. Time to get some manturnity cloths.

by Taekwondoka July 8, 2014

glazi

Glazi is short for Global Socialists. Similar to a Nazi who is a national socialist. Global socialists are for racial diversity. National socialists only promote their own kind. Global socialists are also supported by the rich who want control, one global currency and one world government.

You ever notice that glazis are trying to tell people that they have to give up their stuff for the sake of society.

by Taekwondoka July 16, 2014

:)~)(

Symbol or emo-con for eating pussy or oral sex. Consists of a smiley face with an tilde symbol for the tongue. The vagina is parentheses reversed to look like the lips.

She's hot I want to :)~)(.

by Taekwondoka September 8, 2014

tubmoney

A new $20 bill with Harriet Tubman on it.

I went to the ATM and scored a roll of Tubmoney to use at the club.

by Taekwondoka June 3, 2016

tunsilitus

The causing of oneself to slide in the NFL draft due to self-incrimination on social media. As in the case of eponymous Laremy Tunsil who went from a likely 6th pick of the first round by the Baltimore Ravens to the 13th pick of the lowly Miami Dolphins.

Unfortunately, a video of Tunsil appeared on Twitter doing a bong hit with a smog mask on. Many teams dropped him off their draft board. The Miami Dolphins picked him up due to their love of locker room and off field drama.

Man Laremy slid to number 13 due to a case of Tunsilitus.

by Taekwondoka May 24, 2016