martinjob

The act of getting drunk with a girl, taking her back to your room, and staying up talking to her all night.

N: Did you hear what happened to Franzi the other night?
C: I heard he got martinjobbed. They sat on the couch talking until she sobered up and left.

by fivehorsemen April 29, 2011

martinoving

The act of rejecting, escaping from, ignoring, or in any other way avoiding a single person until they leave you alone.

"Hey why is Tim alone?"
"We are martinoving him. Don't go over there."

by RealYeezy October 7, 2016

MartinJulio

A guy who is constantly bugging you with random inside jokes that needs to get a life. But as much as he does this, You can't help but love him.

He's annoying, but that MartinJulio is still awesome.

by BWH91 July 7, 2010

Martinox

When a Swedish guy and a New Caledonian girl meet each other

"Oh boy, now that's a Martinox"

by HellmuthVonMucke April 17, 2020

Martinsburg

The roughest city in West Virginia. Despite a rapidly growing population, everybody here still overdoses on heroin in the north side Wendy’s. 90 minutes away from D.C. and Baltimore, many people from the that area go here to feed heroin addicts their daily dose of heroin. If you throw up the wrong signs, you get killed. A lot of shit goes down at Martin Luther King Park, such as shootings on the basketball court and drug deals in the gazebo. You’re like to hear about the Martinsburg High School football team, which currently has the longest winning streak in West Virginia history (40 Games) and is on path to their 3rd straight state football championship. It’s not a shithole city if you don’t live in town, but if you do, their is always a body laying in the street (Someone who overdosed). The people are either southern and back country or hood act like they’re about it. It is mostly the people that live outside of town that swear they are the hardest of the hard.

Markel: “You Heat about Kevin. He was going D1 and play quarterback but he caught a federal drug charge.”

Travis: “That’s a shame. He didn’t come from a bad family either. Typical Martinsburg”

by Fuck Gay People October 26, 2018

Martino

The sexiest man alive. Has a sexi body and gets all ladys. Has a HUUGGEEE dick and knows how to use it.

That "Martino" has one HUGE dick and knows how to use it :-D!!!

by Doc. M October 6, 2010

Team Martino

They are a supportive special group of people. We're loyal and unstoppable. We're the type of group that if you come foom our favorite better believe we're COMING FOR YOUR ASS! We're the type that if no one supports our fav better believe we will. We are not just a fan base, but we are a FAMILY.

We will always stick together no matter what.

Team Martino is the best

by I'm a Martino Fan May 16, 2016