Martinox

When a Swedish guy and a New Caledonian girl meet each other

"Oh boy, now that's a Martinox"

by HellmuthVonMucke April 17, 2020

martinoving

The act of rejecting, escaping from, ignoring, or in any other way avoiding a single person until they leave you alone.

"Hey why is Tim alone?"
"We are martinoving him. Don't go over there."

by RealYeezy October 7, 2016

Martino

The sexiest man alive. Has a sexi body and gets all ladys. Has a HUUGGEEE dick and knows how to use it.

That "Martino" has one HUGE dick and knows how to use it :-D!!!

by Doc. M October 6, 2010

Team Martino

They are a supportive special group of people. We're loyal and unstoppable. We're the type of group that if you come foom our favorite better believe we're COMING FOR YOUR ASS! We're the type that if no one supports our fav better believe we will. We are not just a fan base, but we are a FAMILY.

We will always stick together no matter what.

Team Martino is the best

by I'm a Martino Fan May 16, 2016

Martinotellose

A word used for other word replace and object with martinotellose and said in a baby accent

Ahh I love martinotellose

by ##%• April 9, 2019

Christian Martinoli

The G.O.A.T at narrate football matches. Even better if he is along side Luis Garcia. Has 24,000,393,217 sentences that every one is funnier than the last one. For example:
- Que esta pasando, Doctor! Este equipo se cae a pedazos!
- Neuer, aunque no ataja, ataja!
- Francois Meme al Corcovado!
- Que esta haciendo Vucetich, Doctor!
- Oribe (Peralta) para presidente de la ONU (UN)!
- Madre de Deus!
- A no bueno!
- DE QUE TE VAS A DISFRASAR!
-¡El único haitiano en el área!

- Example:
He is like Christian Martinoli, has a sentence for everything!

by Mariano Closs January 4, 2023

A Martino

When one extends a joke to the point where it is no longer funny

“Michael pulled a martino”

by Martino June 16, 2018