Martinho 

A really idiot guy, that everybody hates. He’s dumb, ugly, bad at sports and doesn’t like anybody. He’s the darkest person you will meet in your life.

Martinho is a bad person, do not trust him.

Martinho by Pedro Moreira Cringeeee November 22, 2021

Martinho 

I hate school, i love gaming, daddy vibes, Greek god body, lasts long in bed

Hi my mane is Martinho

Martinho by 666Devilman666 November 22, 2021

Martinho 

A kind, courageous and dominant one. A man who is shy and sweet but cold hearted to the ones who doesn't trust.
He's dangerous when in love, because he is bold when it comes to the woman he loves. Quite Protective over the ones he fancies and loves.

Can be lazy but will be organized when needed, quite an intellegent being to the things he likes.

Martinho, you are really sweet!

Martinho by hananime November 22, 2021

Martinho 

A kind, corageous and dominant one. Martinho is really sweet and shy but can be cold hearted to teh ones he does not like or trust.
He is quite protective and dominant over his love partner. Loving man who does not afraid anything if it matters to protect his partner or people who he loves.

Can be lazy but organized when needed, quite intellegent when there's something he likes or has interest in.
Believes that everything happens for a reason but loves to be i n control of those reasons.

I love you, Martinho.
Martinho really likes popcorn, right?
You have a good heart, Martinho.

Martinho by hananime November 22, 2021

martinjob 

The act of getting drunk with a girl, taking her back to your room, and staying up talking to her all night.

N: Did you hear what happened to Franzi the other night?
C: I heard he got martinjobbed. They sat on the couch talking until she sobered up and left.

martinjob by fivehorsemen April 29, 2011

martinoving 

The act of rejecting, escaping from, ignoring, or in any other way avoiding a single person until they leave you alone.

"Hey why is Tim alone?"
"We are martinoving him. Don't go over there."

martinoving by RealYeezy October 7, 2016

Martinox

When a Swedish guy and a New Caledonian girl meet each other

"Oh boy, now that's a Martinox"

Martinox by HellmuthVonMucke April 17, 2020