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Jaratia

A Discord server that is named after a piss jar from Team Fortress 2 ruled by a 14 year old Filipino girl, a total clusterfuck ruled by simps, horny niggas, and also nazis
Donny: Yo dude, John is in this crazy server called Jaratia. Have you ever heard about it?

Frank: Yeah I did, is it that Discord server ruled by some Filipino girl?
by HellmuthVonMucke April 6, 2020
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Nigpoleon

Some Filipino nigga from Jaratia that acts French and roleplays as Napoleon
Johnny: Hey man, do you know who's this "Nigpoleon" guy?

Carl: Yeah, it's some Filipino dude that has Jaratia's owner as his girlfriend. Her name is Semechki
by HellmuthVonMucke April 7, 2020
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MartinThatGuy

Herold: MartinThatGuy is my homie, don't you think?

Meesha: Yeah dude, he's amazing
by HellmuthVonMucke April 8, 2020
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Martinox

When a Swedish guy and a New Caledonian girl meet each other
"Oh boy, now that's a Martinox"
by HellmuthVonMucke April 17, 2020
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Tsarboo

A person who believes that Imperial Russia and the Tsar were the best things to graze the Earth. Knows every lyric of God Save the Tsar and constantly sings Farewell of Slavianka whenever he gets in an argument with a communist; absolutely despises communism and anything that's against the Russian monarchy. Probably has his own crown and scepter; has a picture of Tsar Nicholas II and the black-yellow-white Russian tricolor flag on his wall. Hates Karl Marx, Lenin, Stalin and Putin; allegedly has Romanov in his name and acts orthodox even though he's probably protestant or catholic.
John: Yo, have you heard about Terry? He says he changed his surname to Romanov

Nathan: Yeah, he turned into a Tsarboo, what a loser
by HellmuthVonMucke August 10, 2020
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Tsarboo

A person who believes that Imperial Russia and the Tsar were the best things to graze the Earth. Knows every lyric of God Save the Tsar and constantly sings Farewell of Slavianka whenever he gets in an argument with a communist; absolutely despises communism and anything that's against the Russian monarchy. Probably has his own crown and scepter; has a picture of Tsar Nicholas II and the black-yellow-white Russian tricolor flag on his wall. Hates Karl Marx, Lenin, Stalin and Putin; allegedly has Romanov in his name and acts orthodox even though he's probably protestant or catholic.
John: Yo, have you heard about Terry? He says he changed his surname to Romanov

Nathan: Yeah, he turned into a Tsarboo, what a loser
by HellmuthVonMucke August 13, 2020
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Tsarboo

A person who believes that Imperial Russia and the Tsar were the best things to graze the Earth. Knows every lyric of God Save the Tsar and constantly sings Farewell of Slavianka whenever he gets in an argument with a communist; absolutely despises communism and anything that's against the Russian monarchy. Probably has his own crown and scepter; has a picture of Tsar Nicholas II and the black-yellow-white Russian tricolor flag on his wall. Hates Karl Marx, Lenin, Stalin and Putin; allegedly has Romanov in his name and acts orthodox even though he's probably protestant or catholic.
John: Yo, have you heard about Terry? He says he changed his surname to Romanov

Nathan: Yeah, he turned into a Tsarboo, what a loser
by HellmuthVonMucke August 24, 2020
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