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martinjob
The act of getting drunk with a girl, taking her back to your room, and staying up talking to her all night.
N: Did you hear what happened to Franzi the other night?
C: I heard he got martinjobbed. They sat on the couch talking until she sobered up and left.
C: I heard he got martinjobbed. They sat on the couch talking until she sobered up and left.
martinjob by fivehorsemen April 29, 2011
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martinoving
The act of rejecting, escaping from, ignoring, or in any other way avoiding a single person until they leave you alone.
martinoving by RealYeezy October 7, 2016
Martyrnoob
A person playing on Call of Duty 4 online who uses the Martyrdom perk where a live grenade is dropped after you are killed, it is intended to catch your opponent off guard who thinks he is free and clear now that your dead. Its a noobs way to get kills even though he's dead. People who use this lack a real ability to kill people themselves and use this to level up.
I heard him coming up the stairs, knifed him and went back to sniping when i heard the grenade drop! he had martyrnoob on there was no way i could get out of the room in time!
Martyrnoob by Ryanwk12 February 22, 2009
Martinox
Martinox by HellmuthVonMucke April 17, 2020
Martinsburg
The roughest city in West Virginia. Despite a rapidly growing population, everybody here still overdoses on heroin in the north side Wendy’s. 90 minutes away from D.C. and Baltimore, many people from the that area go here to feed heroin addicts their daily dose of heroin. If you throw up the wrong signs, you get killed. A lot of shit goes down at Martin Luther King Park, such as shootings on the basketball court and drug deals in the gazebo. You’re like to hear about the Martinsburg High School football team, which currently has the longest winning streak in West Virginia history (40 Games) and is on path to their 3rd straight state football championship. It’s not a shithole city if you don’t live in town, but if you do, their is always a body laying in the street (Someone who overdosed). The people are either southern and back country or hood act like they’re about it. It is mostly the people that live outside of town that swear they are the hardest of the hard.
Markel: “You Heat about Kevin. He was going D1 and play quarterback but he caught a federal drug charge.”
Travis: “That’s a shame. He didn’t come from a bad family either. Typical Martinsburg”
Travis: “That’s a shame. He didn’t come from a bad family either. Typical Martinsburg”
Martinsburg by Fuck Gay People October 26, 2018
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Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
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murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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