martinoving

The act of rejecting, escaping from, ignoring, or in any other way avoiding a single person until they leave you alone.

"Hey why is Tim alone?"
"We are martinoving him. Don't go over there."

by RealYeezy October 7, 2016

martinizing

The act of making a faux pas, or making a complete ass of oneself due to heavy intoxication via brandy, black label, or dos xx but must be combined with a cigar for it to be an authentic martinization. Often very hilarious.

"But then I started martinizing at the table, and they threw me out. Again"

by the L N February 2, 2006

Martining

The act of going on a gay date and ruphy-ing your partner taking them home and engaging in anal sex, when finished take an item from them and replace it with "your load"

Never go out with Terry, he's just as likely to be Martining you as buying you a drink.

by twistedlicorice September 15, 2014

Martinizing

a through banging brought forth by a member of the Martin family

a chick i know had a 1 hour martinizing session

by Robs2001f150 March 18, 2009

Martinizing

Adding superfluous layers of complexity to a simple problem rendering it impossible to efficiently resolve the issue.

We had a flat tire and could have been on the road five minutes ago but Carlos just keeps martinizing the problem.

by Carlos125 November 8, 2017

Martinnoying

A boy named Martin. M who is annoying af. If you meet a Martin keep away or you’ll get a headache

Omg my man Martin is sooo martinnoying

by MoooBz March 9, 2019

marinoing

The elderly act of hyper-sexualizing a single word or a small grouping of words by combining Tudor period and modern slang to fit a particular narrative.

"Gentles, we shall dance for thee" has nothing to do with genitals, you're marinoing the word gentlemen.

by Dethbox March 4, 2024