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A state of perfection no sentient being in this universe could possibly fathom, which only the Marpo Man currently possesses. The whereabouts of the Marpo Man are currently unknown.
The Marpo Man, doin what he can.
marpo by Marpo Man November 3, 2004
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Marco Diaz 

Male lead and deuteragonist of Star vs. the Forces of Evil. An insecure safe kid/bad boy who comes out of his shell thanks to Star. Many fans of the show call him a harem protagonist because he is shipped with a lot of girls in the show like Star, his best friend who has a crush on him, Jackie who is his crush from kindergarten who later became his girlfriend, Janna who is a stalker friend of Marco and probably has a crush on him, and Hekapoo who is the dimensional scissors enforcer and forger and a member of the Magic High Commission and Marco probably dated her during his 16 year trial in her dimension which is 8 minutes in Earth while Jackie is still his girlfriend.
Guy 1: When I grow up I wanna be like Marco Diaz
Guy 2: You mean the harem protagonist of that TV-Y7 show Star vs. the Forces of Evil
Marco Diaz by mojo72400 October 27, 2017
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Malpotusment

Malpotusement: A bad Presidential Administration. Mal in French is (bad) and the rest is easy to figure out.
Four years of malpotusment is long enough, but eight years of malpotusment is unfair punishment for everyone.

Malpotusment exists whenever the administration in government does not serve in the best interest and welfare of the majority of US citizens.
Malpotusment by Doublebogey August 24, 2006
Acronym coined by Ryan Higa for "most annoying people on the Internet." Pronounced mah-POH-tee.

These people may include: the overly used acronyms guy, the attention whore, the hater/troll, the overused sayings person, the overly deep person, the hash tagger, the food photographer, the unrelated captions girl, the trying too hard guy, the not enough information person that makes posts about their current situation but doesn't want to talk about it when you ask them person, the wannabe rapper, the grammar Nazi, everyone on MySpace, or that one guy that always complains about others.
Example 1

Mary: Dentistry school was tough, but I finally graduated!

Jane: Dentistry school isn't even hard, you fucking idiot. Get a real job.

MAPOTI

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Example 2

Ryan: Wow...you expect me to forgive you? It's people like you that make me hate the world!

Wayne: What happened? Are you okay?

Ryan: I don't want to talk about it.

MAPOTI

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Example 3

Carl: YOLO SWAG GANGSTA4LYFE BRO

MAPOTI
MAPOTI by RACiE March 1, 2013

Marco Diaz 

Character from SVTFOE. Is mostly shipped with Star Butterfly or Tom the demon. Recently kiss Jackie Lynn Thomas who most of the fandom despises because she does not deserve Marcos love and after everything star has done for Marco he still never notices that Star is the perfect girl for him. He is a brunette 14 year old boy who has a cute little mole under his eye. He has a green belt with a stripe in Karate. He met star after she started living with him when she came to earth by King and queen Butterfly in the kingdom of mewni. Everyone know Marco secretly has a thing for star and Star secretly has a thing for Marco but they belive its what's being "bestfriends" why can't Starco just happen already.
- did you hear the the guy in SVTFOE named Marco Diaz kissed Jackie Lynn Thomas?
- Marco is the brunette with the mole under his eye right?
-ya, everyone know Star and Marco likes each other but they don't know how to show it.
-that's sad, Starco was a good ship.
Marco Diaz by Star Noir January 26, 2017

Marco Bodt 

Marco bodt, a cadet of the 104 cadet corps, ranked 7th highest in his class and was giving command of his own squad. Marco was an idealistic person, valuing good above his own interests, a person who would be willing risk his life for others. He has always dreamed about join the MP (Military Police).... but sadly died trying to take back Trost by Reiner Braun, Bertholdt Hoover, and Annie Leonhart. In most of the manga/anime you can see Marco hanging out with Jean Kirstein (most of the time). Jean refers Marco as his best friend... </3
"Why? Why are you guys in such a hurry for?! We haven't... even... had a chance to talk this through!" -Marco Bodt
Marco Bodt by YanderesUnite January 5, 2021

Marco from Memrise 

A bastard that keeps on sending you random emails about Memrise's deals
*Marco from Memrise*

It's our Hanukkah sale! Get everything 0.1 percent off!
Marco from Memrise by Oof_Lord February 7, 2020
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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