5 definitions by mojo72400

#YouTubeDOWN

1. The catastrophic incident where YouTube crashed for 90 minutes which caused chaos and anarchy that changed the internet forever which occurred in October 16/17, 2018
2. The 9/11 of the internet

I survived the #YouTubeDOWN catastrophe

by mojo72400 October 17, 2018

Farngry

A feeling when you're:

Fucking
Angry
hoRNy
hunGRY

Either hungry for food, or to satisfy your sexual urges or both

I couldn't stop thinking about you so hard that I missed one meal. Now I can't wait for work to end because I'm farngry for you and for food.

by mojo72400 July 3, 2023

German food

Ugandan food made from German tourists

Ugandan 1: I'm making German food.

Ugandan 2: German food?

Ugandan 1: Yeah. We found German tourists, we're cooking them.

Ugandan 2: Ohhh. Very, very good. Delicious. Save me the head like Predator.

by mojo72400 February 21, 2018

Internet

The Internet is a communication tool used the world over where people can come together to bitch about movies and share pornography with one another.

The internet is the greatest thing ever invented

by mojo72400 October 31, 2017

Marco Diaz

Male lead and deuteragonist of Star vs. the Forces of Evil. An insecure safe kid/bad boy who comes out of his shell thanks to Star. Many fans of the show call him a harem protagonist because he is shipped with a lot of girls in the show like Star, his best friend who has a crush on him, Jackie who is his crush from kindergarten who later became his girlfriend, Janna who is a stalker friend of Marco and probably has a crush on him, and Hekapoo who is the dimensional scissors enforcer and forger and a member of the Magic High Commission and Marco probably dated her during his 16 year trial in her dimension which is 8 minutes in Earth while Jackie is still his girlfriend.

Guy 1: When I grow up I wanna be like Marco Diaz
Guy 2: You mean the harem protagonist of that TV-Y7 show Star vs. the Forces of Evil

by mojo72400 October 27, 2017