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Petra Marklund 

The birthname for the Swedish singer known as September.
Petra Marklund, also know as, September.
Petra Marklund by Yo Peanut head August 17, 2009

Jonny Markland 

A sponge used by others to soak up personal abuse. His horrific features, annoying nature and random outbursts make a Markland a perfect stress reducing tool.
J.M. : i liek bicsuit mmmmmm (random crap)
Stressed other: Shut the fuck up Jonny Markland

problem solved
Jonny Markland by J7X January 18, 2008
sex pest, dog on heat, would mate with a gorilla if it was wearing lipstick...
saw a markland in the club last night, he was dancing with a complete swamp donkey
markland by his nemesis February 9, 2009

Zoey Alexis Baker Markland 

A really whore bitch. She likes to expose girls, so beware! She also is a depressed little girl, who cuts only for attention and never seeks help! She is a really flat girl with no ass or tits and likes to body shame people when she looks like LilHuddys sister πŸ‘€ She is also a hoe! Never love her, she has at least 4 boyfriends a month πŸ—£.
Guy: Oh my gosh I’ve only been dating this girl for a day and she’s already sucking another dude off!
Other Guy ( Probably named Josh or Jordan or Justus or Jayden or even a girl named Aaliyah ) : Damn was her name Zoey Alexis Baker Markland?
Guy: YES!

MarkSunder Lampa 

pangit mukhang aso, tahol ng tahol, kulang sa pedigree
"Si MarkSunder Lampa ay pangit mukhang tite ng aso"
MarkSunder Lampa by poginigabo October 29, 2021

marklinda 

Confusing name for a melanin poppin skinny ho bitch who enjoys dancing, goofing around, and sticking their tongue out in central Florida. Verbs/adjectives are mark and linda.
OMG you are such a Marklinda! Why you gotta go markin around like that? Such a linda!
marklinda by Cristykins December 21, 2021