A sponge used by others to soak up personal abuse. His horrificfeatures, annoying nature and random outbursts make a Markland a perfect stress reducing tool.
A really whore bitch. She likes to expose girls, so beware! She also is a depressed little girl, who cuts only for attention and never seeks help! She is a really flat girl with no ass or tits and likes to body shame people when she looks like LilHuddys sister π She is also a hoe! Never love her, she has at least 4 boyfriends a month π£.
Guy: Oh my gosh Iβve only been dating this girl for a day and sheβs already sucking another dude off!
Other Guy ( Probably named Josh or Jordan or Justus or Jayden or even a girl named Aaliyah ) : Damn was her name Zoey Alexis Baker Markland?
Guy: YES!
Confusing name for a melanin poppin skinny ho bitch who enjoys dancing, goofing around, and sticking their tongue out in central Florida. Verbs/adjectives are mark and linda.