A sexual posistion consisting of two men and a woman.
The woman is suspended between the two men, with her legs spread outwards in a V shape (hence the name). One guy then takes her in the ass. The other up the front.
Both men hold on and jiggle her up and down.
The woman is suspended between the two men, with her legs spread outwards in a V shape (hence the name). One guy then takes her in the ass. The other up the front.
Both men hold on and jiggle her up and down.
Jeff: Fuck me, that flying V with jefilf was so phitt last night. I nearly creamed myself just thinkin about it.
J7X: I know man, i DID cream myself, all over her face.
Jeffilf: FLYING V ME WHORES
And the moral of this story is, jefilf is fit.
J7X: I know man, i DID cream myself, all over her face.
Jeffilf: FLYING V ME WHORES
And the moral of this story is, jefilf is fit.
by J7X November 25, 2006
As a result of receiving a cauliflower ear, any jizz left over clogs and forms smelly, rotten cheese down the ear. As a result, small bacterial men breed in your ear AND YOU DIE, cos they eat your soul.
Andy: Yo nigga, yo' seen jane lately?
Jeff: I gave her a cauliflower ear and the dirty bitch didnt wash her eardrums, so she got cauliflower cheese mate. AND DIED.
Andy: Ok
Jeff: I gave her a cauliflower ear and the dirty bitch didnt wash her eardrums, so she got cauliflower cheese mate. AND DIED.
Andy: Ok
by j7x November 18, 2006
A sponge used by others to soak up personal abuse. His horrific features, annoying nature and random outbursts make a Markland a perfect stress reducing tool.
J.M. : i liek bicsuit mmmmmm (random crap)
Stressed other: Shut the fuck up Jonny Markland
problem solved
Stressed other: Shut the fuck up Jonny Markland
problem solved
by J7X January 18, 2008
A promiscuous vixen that enjoys regularly partaking in the activity of sexual intercourse.
However, she will insist that you plough into her poo pipe in prefence.
A very dirty young girl.
However, she will insist that you plough into her poo pipe in prefence.
A very dirty young girl.
Andy: Hey babe, can i give you a test drive? Always try before you buy.
P.P (poo pipe princess): Hellyeah, but remember: Up the back door, or not at all.
Andy: Sure, why not.
P.P (poo pipe princess): Hellyeah, but remember: Up the back door, or not at all.
Andy: Sure, why not.
by j7x January 13, 2008
When a russian child becomes 16, they throw special birthday parties. The main event is when the Jizzbomb is brought out. It is a large cake that when the candles burn down to the bottom, it explodes and white cream flies everywhere on everyone's face.
Boris: The load from that jizzbomb was huge, it coated my eyes!
Marissa: I know, i was so excited. I licked all that jizzbomb off good.
Your mum: FUCK MY BOTTOM, jizz in my eyes.
Marissa: I know, i was so excited. I licked all that jizzbomb off good.
Your mum: FUCK MY BOTTOM, jizz in my eyes.
by j7x November 18, 2006