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marjizzle 

Marjizzle is a snazzy poodle that will savagely snap of your schlong if you let her. The key to preventing this is adding a little jizzle to your schlong. (Important note: she is very close childhood friends with Mia Khalifa)
Marjizzle please unhinge your jaw from my schlong.
marjizzle by SnaffleDaka September 19, 2018
Words you can keep
A term used to describe when a Man's Jizz leaves a temporary spot on a girls skin.
Example 1-Cindy questioned Marla why that one spot on her skin looked so much paler than the rest of her skin. Marla Responded Oh, thats just the Marhizzly Bob gave me last night.
Example 2- I made Frank Jizz so much last night, That he left 12 Marhizzlys on me!!
Marhizzly by Marhizzly bitch January 13, 2009
Related Words

manizzle 

A combination of "mah" (my) and "nigga", with the catch-all "izzle" ghetto suffix.
"Wassup, manizzle? I shonuff ain't seen you fo longass time."
manizzle by Altratronic November 5, 2007

Madizzle 

The nickname for all of the cool girls who got stuck with the name Madison.

Often thought of as a famous rapper.
What up Madizzle?
Madizzle by Legit_Madizzle August 18, 2009

mcjizzle 

when a mcdonals employee unleashes his load of cream in your sundea
I hope that wasnt a mcjizzle i taste.
mcjizzle by neilsssssss August 15, 2006

mandizzle 

this fiendish thingy.

characteristics:
-easy bully target
-loves kyle
-will embarrass them self at all times.
-casucasian
-will take up your locker
-will say "this is awkward" at awkward moments
-'omgzz, i love "wish you were here"'
-will write the lyrics to last train EVERYWHERE.
-kinda of a pedo
-doormat
-pansy
-my number one fan.
mandizzle sits next to me at pre-cal.
mandizzle by flowersinyourwindow December 17, 2008

marshizzle

a cool guy that gets all the chicks
my friend is a big marshizzle
marshizzle by jeff zender August 30, 2003
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It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
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2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
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Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
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