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marshizzle

a cool guy that gets all the chicks
my friend is a big marshizzle
marshizzle by jeff zender August 30, 2003
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marshizzle

that guy is just like marshizzle
marshizzle by jeffrey wallace December 9, 2003

marshizzle

a guy thats is obsesed with him self and thinks everyone is jelous of everyone else
oh man she makes me mad shut up ur just jelous you dont have the guy who likes her
marshizzle by marshalls friend August 11, 2004
A term used to describe when a Man's Jizz leaves a temporary spot on a girls skin.
Example 1-Cindy questioned Marla why that one spot on her skin looked so much paler than the rest of her skin. Marla Responded Oh, thats just the Marhizzly Bob gave me last night.
Example 2- I made Frank Jizz so much last night, That he left 12 Marhizzlys on me!!
Marhizzly by Marhizzly bitch January 13, 2009

mcshizzle 

beans' favorite word even though it is horrible. it means anything u want it to mean.
shut the mcshizzle up..u mcshizzle
mcshizzle by jonny April 4, 2003

machizzle 

i machizzle my car
machizzle by guess June 27, 2004

marjizzle 

Marjizzle is a snazzy poodle that will savagely snap of your schlong if you let her. The key to preventing this is adding a little jizzle to your schlong. (Important note: she is very close childhood friends with Mia Khalifa)
Marjizzle please unhinge your jaw from my schlong.
marjizzle by SnaffleDaka September 19, 2018
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