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It's a majestic cat-like, thirteen starred animal that has an umbrella and likes water. Also it can fly and has a derpy tongue.
The 13 starred snaffle dakka almost lost his stars when the land shark attacks him
by SnaffleDaka August 29, 2017
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Marjizzle is a snazzy poodle that will savagely snap of your schlong if you let her. The key to preventing this is adding a little jizzle to your schlong. (Important note: she is very close childhood friends with Mia Khalifa)
Marjizzle please unhinge your jaw from my schlong.
by SnaffleDaka September 19, 2018
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