machizzle
i machizzle my car
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McSizzle
The McSizzle is a self care treatment in which a male places his balls/scrotum on a platform coated in Pop Rocks. Then, he pours a fresh cup of McDonald's Sprite under it to maximize the pleasurable and exfoliating effect of the glucose crystals smacking against his testicular pores.
Related Words
machizzle • michizzle • macbizzle • MacNizzle • mahizzle • MechIzzle • mac dizzle • my chizzle my bizzle • McDizzle's • mcjizzle
McSizzleDrizzle
A long, semi soft and coiled up turd. Flaccid and squishy. Extra stinky and unnattractive. Low in fiber, but high in semen. Likely caused by a false sense of confidence.
The gay Viking yelled “My fantasy team will win the championship this year! Fuck you kid! McSizzleDrizzle, babe!”
McSizzleDrizzle by The Mother Lover October 12, 2018
McDizzle
a sandwitch invented at McDonalds in Hastings NE consisting of a double cheeseburger with a Chicken patty inbetween the beef pattys
McDizzle by fudgepants July 26, 2009
Shizzle McNizzles
Slang term for floaters or torpedos or buttbombs or any other form or shape that McDonald's drive-thru junk-food takes on after being processed and deposited in a toilet.
Used as a majestic title for "show and tell" time in the bathroom.
Used as a majestic title for "show and tell" time in the bathroom.
Shizzle McNizzles by Bongo Cholomongo September 22, 2006
Marhizzly
Example 1-Cindy questioned Marla why that one spot on her skin looked so much paler than the rest of her skin. Marla Responded Oh, thats just the Marhizzly Bob gave me last night.
Example 2- I made Frank Jizz so much last night, That he left 12 Marhizzlys on me!!
Example 2- I made Frank Jizz so much last night, That he left 12 Marhizzlys on me!!
Marhizzly by Marhizzly bitch January 13, 2009
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