machizzle

to fuck a non living organism

i machizzle my car

by guess June 27, 2004

McSizzle

The McSizzle is a self care treatment in which a male places his balls/scrotum on a platform coated in Pop Rocks. Then, he pours a fresh cup of McDonald's Sprite under it to maximize the pleasurable and exfoliating effect of the glucose crystals smacking against his testicular pores.

Hey Mark, do you wanna join me and the boys later for our annual McSizzle?

Hell yeah man, I've got the Pop Rocks and Jorge is off to McDonalds to get the sprite, I sure can't wait for the impending pleasure and exfoliation.

by DaSizzler November 9, 2020

mcvizzle

one that cheats, sneaks around, basically untrustable

Man, she's a real mcvizzle!

by glockgun June 24, 2009

McSizzleDrizzle

A long, semi soft and coiled up turd. Flaccid and squishy. Extra stinky and unnattractive. Low in fiber, but high in semen. Likely caused by a false sense of confidence.

The gay Viking yelled “My fantasy team will win the championship this year! Fuck you kid! McSizzleDrizzle, babe!”

by The Mother Lover October 12, 2018

McDizzle

a sandwitch invented at McDonalds in Hastings NE consisting of a double cheeseburger with a Chicken patty inbetween the beef pattys

"Ill take a McDizzle with fries and a large drink"

by fudgepants July 26, 2009

Shizzle McNizzles

Slang term for floaters or torpedos or buttbombs or any other form or shape that McDonald's drive-thru junk-food takes on after being processed and deposited in a toilet.

Used as a majestic title for "show and tell" time in the bathroom.

"Check out the jumbo order of SHIZZLE McNIZZLEs I left for you in the toilet, BOI."

by Bongo Cholomongo September 22, 2006

Marhizzly

A term used to describe when a Man's Jizz leaves a temporary spot on a girls skin.

Example 1-Cindy questioned Marla why that one spot on her skin looked so much paler than the rest of her skin. Marla Responded Oh, thats just the Marhizzly Bob gave me last night.
Example 2- I made Frank Jizz so much last night, That he left 12 Marhizzlys on me!!

by Marhizzly bitch January 13, 2009