Marwazzled
Marwazzled by Idunnooooooo_quetoput October 27, 2019
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Marwazzled
Event/textual destruction that occurs when someone tries to school you but ends up getting schooled by yourself, a future Army Ranger.
- Oh, you have an ugly ass baby!
- That's what the doctors told your mom when you were born.
(everybody)- WOOOOAHHH, YOU GOT F*CKING MARWAZZLED!
And all the friends go wild, as the first person in the dialogue just got EXTREMELY MARWAZZLED.
- That's what the doctors told your mom when you were born.
(everybody)- WOOOOAHHH, YOU GOT F*CKING MARWAZZLED!
And all the friends go wild, as the first person in the dialogue just got EXTREMELY MARWAZZLED.
Marwazzled by Ben Dover aka Bill Lakes October 27, 2019
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Mrazzled
(verb) used to describe the action of an utterly emotional and bizerk attack onto another person. The victim is usually left feeling blindslighted, helpless and powerless, similar to if they have suffered a natural disaster
Bitchtits: Laney *TAP TAP* You've got your own bed!
*crickets crickets*
(exit bitchtits)
Andrew: YOU JUST GOT MRAZZLED!!!
John: You JUST GOT MRAZZLE DAZZLED!
Laney:.... indeed i did
*crickets crickets*
(exit bitchtits)
Andrew: YOU JUST GOT MRAZZLED!!!
John: You JUST GOT MRAZZLE DAZZLED!
Laney:.... indeed i did
Mrazzled by S.U.A.M (Students United Against Mrazzles) December 28, 2005
Mandazzled
Verb
Being deeply, truly (simultaneously foolishly, self-destructively) in love with and determined to be, on many/multiple levels, any/all hopes, wishes, needs or desires for one particular and special gal that goes by ‘Mandi’. Available examples are-
-Shoulders to use as desired. To cry/lean on, punch, bite, booger rag wipe, hold/hug/kiss.
-Ear(s) to listen about any and all thoughts, etc, while mentally observing verbalizations of any ass-holery, bad friendingness, any harmful auditory queues.
-Eyes to been seen and adored by while pulling double duty to cover/aid in discovering the existence of fart heads visually.
-Arms/hands to hold and cherish whenever possible, lift and build/fix whatever/whenever useful, slap some BOOTY, make metal and flip bird.
-Legs to be looked at, something about thighs, for kicking behinds, cans, really anything that needs a friggin’ boot.
-Heart to beat for the process of sustaining physical existence as to make any of this possible.
-Brain to always remind ego it’s magic meat bag skeleton should create stupid, honest feats of artistic expression, like this disaster of texted word, so maybe Mandi will see and like.
Being deeply, truly (simultaneously foolishly, self-destructively) in love with and determined to be, on many/multiple levels, any/all hopes, wishes, needs or desires for one particular and special gal that goes by ‘Mandi’. Available examples are-
-Shoulders to use as desired. To cry/lean on, punch, bite, booger rag wipe, hold/hug/kiss.
-Ear(s) to listen about any and all thoughts, etc, while mentally observing verbalizations of any ass-holery, bad friendingness, any harmful auditory queues.
-Eyes to been seen and adored by while pulling double duty to cover/aid in discovering the existence of fart heads visually.
-Arms/hands to hold and cherish whenever possible, lift and build/fix whatever/whenever useful, slap some BOOTY, make metal and flip bird.
-Legs to be looked at, something about thighs, for kicking behinds, cans, really anything that needs a friggin’ boot.
-Heart to beat for the process of sustaining physical existence as to make any of this possible.
-Brain to always remind ego it’s magic meat bag skeleton should create stupid, honest feats of artistic expression, like this disaster of texted word, so maybe Mandi will see and like.
‘Since meeting her, I’ve been ‘Mandazzled’.’
Random bar bro: ‘Yo, you acted like a romantic dingbat. Need a beer?’
Self: ‘Ya, I know, don’t care bar bro. While I don’t need a beer, I’ll have one. Straight ‘Mandazzled’, random bar bro.
‘Don’t f*ck with me, I’m ‘Mandazzled’ and trying to be surprisingly romantic, Hernando Blancadonutstien!, I don’t need you interrupting!’
Random bar bro: ‘Yo, you acted like a romantic dingbat. Need a beer?’
Self: ‘Ya, I know, don’t care bar bro. While I don’t need a beer, I’ll have one. Straight ‘Mandazzled’, random bar bro.
‘Don’t f*ck with me, I’m ‘Mandazzled’ and trying to be surprisingly romantic, Hernando Blancadonutstien!, I don’t need you interrupting!’
Mandazzled by Drofnas Rendrag, PhD October 20, 2021
Marwazzle
Joe mama: You got an ugly ass baby, LMFAO!
Mike-ock: That's what the doctors told your mom right after you were born, yeeeet!
EVERYBODY, EVERYWHERE: HOLY SHIT YOOOOO YOU JUST GOT MARWAZZLED!
Mike-ock: That's what the doctors told your mom right after you were born, yeeeet!
EVERYBODY, EVERYWHERE: HOLY SHIT YOOOOO YOU JUST GOT MARWAZZLED!
Marwazzle by Ben Dover aka Mike Ock October 27, 2019
I mean I guess bro
a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.
Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.
Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.
I mean I guess bro by clydedrewblood June 24, 2026
Word of the Day on July 12, 2026
abandonware
n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026