Verb
Being deeply, truly (simultaneously foolishly, self-destructively) in
love with and determined to be, on many/multiple levels, any/all hopes, wishes, needs or desires for one particular and special gal that goes by āMandiā. Available examples are-
-Shoulders to use as desired. To cry/lean on, punch, bite, booger rag wipe, hold/hug/kiss.
-Ear(s) to listen about any and all thoughts, etc, while mentally observing verbalizations of any ass-holery, bad friendingness, any harmful auditory queues.
-Eyes to been seen and adored by while pulling double duty to cover/aid in discovering the existence of
fart heads visually.
-Arms/hands to hold and cherish whenever possible, lift and build/fix whatever/whenever useful,
slap some BOOTY, make
metal and
flip bird.
-Legs to be looked at, something about thighs, for kicking behinds, cans, really anything that needs a frigginā
boot.
-Heart to
beat for the process of sustaining physical existence as to make any of this possible.
-Brain to always remind ego itās magic meat
bag skeleton should create
stupid, honest feats of artistic expression, like this disaster of texted word, so maybe Mandi will see and like.
āSince meeting her, Iāve been āMandazzledā.ā
Random bar bro: āYo, you acted like a romantic dingbat. Need a beer?ā
Self: āYa, I know, donāt care bar bro. While I donāt need a beer, Iāll have one. Straight āMandazzledā,
random bar bro.
āDonāt
f*ck with me, Iām āMandazzledā and trying to be surprisingly romantic, Hernando Blancadonutstien!, I donāt need you interrupting!ā