marfle 

the action of hitting a part of your body in a way that your nerves seem to do a hard reset. (stubbing your toe, hitting your funny bone, etc.)

"Hey man hows it go- OWW! I just marfled!"
"What?"
"I marfled! I hit my elbow!"
"Oh, you hit your funny bone?"
"I'm not a child Steven, the proper term is marfling your elbow."
"Hmm. I've never heard that word before. So, why's you come and see me?"
"Oh yeah. WHY IS MY CHILD BLACK?"

marfle by That0ne_User July 10, 2023

Glarfl Marfle 

Nasal hair that grows from the arms. Must be cut once a week to avoid contamination. However it can be used to stop bleeding when a cut is made.

Only occurs in rare cases.

"Woah, that guys Glarfl Marfle is crazy!"
"We've got a man down! James, get some of your Glarfl Marfle!"

Glarfl Marfle by George Taylor May 19, 2007

Markle 

To disown one’s family

I can’t take them anymore so I markled my family.

Markle by johnQJohnny January 10, 2020

Marble Mouth 

A person who talks like they have a mouth full of marbles

Wonder what Marble Mouth is going to try and say?

Marble Mouth by unstable bob June 30, 2017

Meghan Markle'd 

When you target an A-Lister and ghost em, just like Meghan Markle,... plus you wind up finding a way to be a significant grifter in their lives then you have successfully Meghan Markle'd them!

Stephanie stalked and planned her rendezvous with Brent, a prominent Los Angeles A-lister for several months. Upon successfully aquiring his love, she disconnected with her friends and exclusively socialized with his friends. After marrying him, she proceeded to extract all the value (and money) she could from Brent. Brent was Meghan Markle'd!

Meghan Markle'd by kclause22 May 25, 2019

Markled 

To abandon someone or something after they’ve contributed to your life in a meaningful way

“Wow, did Meghan really markled her father after he paid her college tuition?”
“Did you know she markled her best friend after hearing the news about her?”
“I can’t believe she would Markle the royal family after all the clothing, money, and attention that she used them for.”

Markled by Pleasemegxit October 4, 2020

Marble Hornets 

The best horror series on the internet. Full of codes THAT TOOK YEARS TO DECODE. Will make you go deaf. Will give you an epileptic seizure when you don’t even have epilepsy. You will produce so much sweat, you’ll lose at least 50 pounds at the end. You will hate one character, and then ball like a baby when he dies.. (hyperventilation)

You will want to hug one and persuade him he’s not a liar and that totheark is just mean. You will tell one to stay away from high ledges. You will tell one to stay in the others house and to not follow them to Benedict Hall.

You will cry and be depressed at the end.

You will lose more calories and weight by watching Marble Hornets opposed to going to the gym

Marble Hornets by StormDuh February 17, 2019