marebearpig 

fat messy bitch with no self respect or tolerance for alcohol

marebearpig: do you like me????? (chews on sausage link)
everyone: NO!!! WHO INVITED YOU?!

marebearpig by wayne brady18 October 12, 2008

Manbearpig 

When you can't actually argue with someone based on facts so you just make fun of them instead.

Trey Parker and Matt Stone are too stupid to actually argue global warming based on science, so they decided to manbearpig Al Gore.

Manbearpig by Sam is a Dick March 3, 2007

manbearpig 

From an episode of South Park featuring Al Gore. In the episode Gore is depicted as a paranoid guy who believes in a non-existent monster--"Manbearpig"--that is part man, part bear, and part pig. He believes the Manbearpig is a great threat.

South Park's creators, Trey Parker and Matt Stone, don't believe in global warming and the episode "Manbearpig" is their way of saying that when Al Gore talks about the dangers of global warming he is getting all worked up over something that doesn't even exist.

"The South Park guys think that global warming is a myth just like the Manbearpig, even though there's tons of evidence that it's happening, and they make fun of Gore for worrying about it."

manbearpig by Rabid_Caterpillar November 25, 2006

manbearpig 

A fat, hairy man who looks like some kind of disgusting beast from South Park that is half man, half bear, half pig.

My ex boyfriend.

"Fuck, I can't believe I banged manbearpig!"

manbearpig by AnonomysA December 22, 2008

Manbearpig 

Another name for a beast known to live in a basement on Downer Street in Milwuakee, WI. This alleged creature is known to be quite the anti-social creature. He usually will not convene in places consisting of more than three or four other humans. Known to have a ravenous appetite consisting of McDonalds and Burger King. Also, the creature is not know to be smooth in interactions with other people. Most interpersonal reactions with this creature end up with one or both parties being embarrassed. Many speculate that Manbearpigs utterly horrifying appearance resulted from his mother getting pregnant via the water wheel (see definition) and then doing copious amounts of heroin while pregnant. If you see Manbearpig, avoid at all costs. He is known to be a compulsive liar.

I tried to talk Manbearpig into going to a party, but because a large number of people were there, he declined, stating that he would rather masturbate alone all night.

Manbearpig by eightdoubleoh September 6, 2010

Manbearpig 

someone who doesn't know how to brush their hair, teeth, nor how to shower. This person has very bad body oder and large front teeth. They also wear clothes that are too small for them. Aka: MBP

ALD looks like a manbearpig because she doesn't know what good hygiene is.

Manbearpig by Kayla Thomson December 25, 2007

ManBearPig Hunter 

A certain someone that excels in ManBearPigging. They go out specifically to grenade and get some just so it will make there friends happy. They do break the man code because they are getting with the ugly chick when its not necessary...but its all good...Some famous Hunters are the ones from ManBearPigHUNTER.com, (Nard, Drew, Nes, Dev, and of course THE MIZ)

They also must enjoy dominating these wild beasts

1. Look at that guy talking to the fat ugly manbear for no reason...he must be a manbearpig hunter
2. Trenkar is a new up and coming ManBearPig Hunter
3. God damn im in a slump cant get any hot girls looks like im just gonna have to get hammered and be the token manbearpig hunter for the night

ManBearPig Hunter by King of the manbearpigs April 20, 2009