54 definition by Sam is a Dick

When you can't actually argue with someone based on facts so you just make fun of them instead.

Typically a white person's one black friend, who they are so proud to know and tend to mention as though they won some kind of prize.

Someone who believes that the government is evil but giant corporations would never do anything bad.
Someone who believes that a company's right to make money is more important than the people's right to breathe.
Someone who gets indignant when I kick him in the nuts for blowing smoke in my face.
Someone ranting about the government, usually from the back of a cop car.
The grown up (sort of) equivalent of a kid punching his fist in the air and saying "if you get hit it's your own fault."
Someone too stupid to whack off and pass gas at the same time.

Something you plant in the office of the guy whose job you want.

Someone who believes that they can cure someone of that which is the essential core of their nature, rather than deal with the social difficulties and related problems.

A word used by nutjobs to refer to anyone who doesn't buy into their crackpot theories

Winner, ten years in a row, of the largest adam's apple contest.