marchetti

A male who tries to act like a man but carries female tendencies and characteristics.

A guy who likes what woman commonly like, such as television shows like Laguna Beach and The Hills, songs about love (always sung by women), and romantic comedies like "Serendipity."

Man, why do you have to be such a marchetti and listen to this Hilary Duff song?

by No Mistake May 15, 2007

Gianluca Marchetti

It is usually used when a person is really good at football.

look at that guy! He is like Gianluca Marchetti!

by siamoiii December 20, 2022

machetiquette

Showing proper form, manners, and etiquette while wielding a machete.

Just chopping through things is barbaric. Jason Vorhese on the other hand has machetiquette!

by Travesty October 8, 2021

johnny marzetti

n. A casserole composed of low-grade ground beef, onions, crushed tomatoes, tomato sauce, and pasta, common in Ohio elementary school cafeterias. The most vile substance ever served for lunch. Trivially easy to prepare, and cheap to make it is a favorite of school administrators.

My first experience with johnny marzetti was also my last. After that, I had my mom pack my lunch for me (in a Star Wars lunchbox).

by SkidMarkyMark October 18, 2006

Marcheta

A girl's name, who is beautifully drop dead gorgeous, who has won beauty padgents!

Shes a strong, sexy, and dedicated woman. Every male wants to be around her, and is drawn to her beauty.

Boy 1: Dude did you just see Marcheta..shes soo effing hot!

Boy 2: Yeah man, i want to get myself a Marcheta

by lulu lemon May 12, 2009

ocean marketing (also spelled "ocean marketting")

A marketing faux pas/way of business where you don't take care of your customers as well as treat them like shit, and sooner or later a berated customer gets vocal, shit hits the fan, the PR goes viral, and in a matter of hours your business and name is kicked to the curb by your industry.

Paul Christoforo, who ran ocean marketing (also spelled "ocean marketting"), berated a customer in an email convo, after O.M. wouldn't tell him when his video game controller purchase would arrive. The customer then sent the email convo to Mike Krahulik, a big name in the gaming industry (PAX convention organizer and penny-arcade.com co-creator) who posted it, effectively ruining O.M.'s chance of working in the industry again.

by dogfish83 December 30, 2011

matchette

a bachelorette who is looking for love on match.com

Dude, she's the perfect matchette for you!

by red lace tattoo September 27, 2011