mappet 

Comical way of saying muppet, often used as recognition of ones clear shameful act.

Person1: Dude i just wanged myself on the head.

Person2: You mappet!

mappet by HennersT June 27, 2008

Crotch muppet 

(noun) derogatory slang for human offspring, usually under ten years of age.

Vaccinate your crotch muppets. Do you want polio to come back? This is how polio comes back.

Crotch muppet by JollyMagnanimous April 15, 2019

Muppet Neck 

when white boy be all at the disco

You Know how white boys Be all, like, at the disco?, they gotta get out there and work their muppet neck

Muppet Neck by ajrodz February 13, 2015

Gutter Muppet 

A Fall River, MA hood rat that tries to scam people out of money with sob stories about her car being "stolen" when its really been repossessed, having cancer when she doesn't, and makes up stories about domestic abuse and being robbed.

This girl Britany, is such a gutter muppet.

Gutter Muppet by The King of Swing001254 February 20, 2017

The Flowers of Robert Mapplethorpe 

A CD-i game from the 1990s. It is the favourite game of James Rolfe and was voted the very best game of 2014 by me. The game has very intriguing controls and has a very exciting action-packed soundtrack. It is very under-rated simply for the fact that hardly anybody knows about it.

"The Flowers of Robert Mapplethorpe? Well at least I have a reason to hang myself now."

The Flowers of Robert Mapplethorpe by Deathrock9 December 30, 2014

Muppetesque 

Adjective describing a person who, as a result of extensive plastic surgery, now looks more like a muppet than a human.

That Real Housewife has had so much plastic surgery, she looks positively muppetesque.

Muppetesque by K-Murda March 11, 2013

Closet Muppet 

A slightly less charismatic, less attractive muppet who instead of being featured onstage is confined to the closet. Closet muppets are similar to other, more popular muppets, except that they lack the strong personalities, or they have slight cosmetic inconsistencies, such as the eyes are on crooked. The term generally is used to refer to people who are odd, unusual or have characteristics similar to a closet muppet.

Kermit: Are there any cute girls in your class?
Gonzo: Nah, they're all closet muppets.

Closet Muppet by SuperSonicNoise February 26, 2010