maombi

Maombi is a name for the handsome, funniest and most intelligent boy in the world. Maombi is usually dark skin and skinny. he's literally perfect and every girl wants her and everyone wants to be he's friend. he's also very kind, friendly and introverted.

Maombi is a name for the handsome, funniest and most intelligent boy in the world. Maombi is usually dark skin and skinny. he's literally perfect and every girl wants her and everyone wants to be he's friend. he's also very kind, friendly and introverted.

by karrime Garcia November 20, 2023

mombitch

moms that are pms-ed ALL the time and make up reasons to yell at their kids since they have no other ppl to berate. usually divorced and/or working at high-stress jobs. kid basically becomes a burden to them, STILL, they won't let the dad have the kid b/c of their stupid arrogant pride. these bitches will get pissed off just seeing their kid's face (especially w/ a report card). just think: endure until you finish high school. then leave and never come back, leave a note "bye forever you stupid verbal-abuse bitch. i will definitely not miss you. im crying with happiness. you probably are too, you selfish loud tard." don't confuse these with the "teach-moms" that actually explain why they yell.

If you're a "mombitch", you're probably reading this comment over your kid's shoulder and will proceed to yell at them and force them to promise to take care of you. yep, that confirms you. you're 100% mombitch. if you now proceed to beat your kid, just so you know, you're going to hell.

by only2moreyearskid May 30, 2006

Mombitch

A mom who is a bitch, specifically likes to argue/criticize about anything and put her child down to make herself feel better. Is pms'ed all the time. Argues with her children because someone probably pissed her off at work, but cant argue with them because she is a fake -- you will notice that she is nice in public, but at home is a complete bitch.

Cant actually give a reason why they are angry, yelling, or why their point is correct -- will ignore your actual good points by using physical attacks, screaming, threats, etc. Cant stand the fact of loosing an argument so her arguments are shit even though you both know that she ( the mom) is wrong because of her stupid arrogant pride. Also cant stand having not being the last one doing the "payback" or cant stand being the last one corrected, example: If you do win an argument and shut her up -- she will probably say no as an answer when you ask her to go to your friends party as a sign of payback because she couldn't argue back on that last argument you had with her last week.

My mombitch said "no",so I cant go to your house, partly because I corrected her in an argument yesterday which literally has nothing to do with this invitation.

by yehboiitsme March 28, 2019

Mombitch

A mom who is almost always arguing with her husband then later taking her anger over that out on you. She will take your phone away for a week just because you were watching Netflix on it too late at night. Will 100% ask you if you're about to cry in the most condescending way possible if she sees you getting worked up in an argument. Likely one of the most hypocritical and passive aggressive people you will ever meet. Do not try and hug her or else she will immediately get up and walk away. Don't even bother trying to hang out with your friends if your: room is not clean, laundry is not done (even though the machine is broken), dog isn't walked, grandma hasn't been called, and homework for the whole week is not done. In conclusion: she would be the ultimate fighter in a video game about bad moms.

Friend 1: "Can you hang out tonight?"
Friend 2: "Definitely not. I thought you knew I had a mombitch."

by killallmoms4ever November 21, 2019

mombie

a woman who has a child and becomes a different person than she was before (often a former feminist); her conversations all revolve around toilet training, feeding schedules, and the occasional housework; so-called because there's a certain glazed look in the eyes and she appears to have been brainwashed

Dana used to be pretty cool and loved talking about politics. Since she had her baby, though, she's a total Mombie--I asked what she thought of Obama and she looked at me blankly and asked if that was a type of stroller.

by Wyntre June 30, 2009

Mambis

The mambis is a male being whom (when blessed with the God given physical capability) accidentally bites its own penis off. This usually leads to the death of the mambis because the mambis tries to put the severed penis back on, instead of seeking medical help.

the female mambis is difficult to pinpoint. they are classified as a mambis because their most recent past life was cut short do to a solo wang biting accident.

Charlie: Quit yer bitchin, ya mambis
Mambis: Oh God! Does anyone know how to reattach a severed penis?!

by Daltonlovesmusic March 1, 2009

Macombie Homie

A person who has been living in the area of Macomb or has been there for awile. Usually refers to people from Macomb, IL. Also a person being called a "Macombie Homie" is usually from a rural area. This term can be used as a substitute for "Redneck" on certain ocassions.

Somewhere at an airport in Chicago,IL.
John: "Where are you from?
Moi: "Macomb. Down south near the Mississippi. You?"
John:"Wait, your a Macombie Homie!? Me too!!"
Moi: "I thought y'all looked familiar.."
(Imagine this conversation with a southern drawl)

by Deiken. "dee-ken" November 14, 2011