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The mambis is a male being whom (when blessed with the God given physical capability) accidentally bites its own penis off. This usually leads to the death of the mambis because the mambis tries to put the severed penis back on, instead of seeking medical help.

the female mambis is difficult to pinpoint. they are classified as a mambis because their most recent past life was cut short do to a solo wang biting accident.
Charlie: Quit yer bitchin, ya mambis
Mambis: Oh God! Does anyone know how to reattach a severed penis?!
Mambis by Daltonlovesmusic March 1, 2009
Those are some nice mambos
Mambos by tvsvg February 24, 2022
Related Words
Mabis; Can be used a noun or verb. A Mabis is a handshake where you put two arms together with hands on each others forearms. Then proceed to move both hands up and down. Mabis is also mario and can be used as a noun.
Brandon: Eyy yo poaytch, mabis me
Jacob: Alright man
Alex:Push out that sick blasphemy
Mabis by AlexT2po July 14, 2017

mamiscus 

Based on meniscus (from the Greek for "crescent"), the mamiscus is the bulge formed by a lady wearing a bra or low cut shirt that is too small to accomodate their ampleness.
Did you see our waitress? She is sporting quite the mamiscus.
mamiscus by jugggz May 13, 2011

murda mamis 

The largest collective of women in urban entertainment. Founded by 1st Lady EL and DJ Lazy K. Members include Remy Ma, Shawna, LALA (MTV), Rah Digga, Truth, Brandi Garcia, DJ Lady Tribe, DJ Chela, Storm, DJ Diamond Kutz, DJ K-Swift, DJ Mamichula, Nina Chantele, Kim Osorio, Rosci (BET)and many more. They have been noted in songs from Jadakiss to Method Man and are well respected in the entertainment industry.
"With the MURDA MAMIS down in BELIZE" - Jadakiss
murda mamis by Ya GIRL January 12, 2007

mamisita 

hot latina from either mexico,el salvador,honduras,puetorico,nicaragua,costarica.
mamisita by Anonymous May 12, 2003
A Mambi is usually a god, he is usually a business man with lots of power. These beings can travel through time and go from planet to planet. These Alphas are also godly beings that can control anything they want. Anyone that attempts to fight a mambi will be removed from existence. Mambis can also be jedi with lots of power. The leader of them is Mambihabanero72
Watch out that guy might be a Mambi, i advise you to not make him mad.
Mambi by Mambi July 10, 2021
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