Mantronella 

a man capable of deterring mosquitos & pleasant smelling women

"Woman avoid that guy like he's human cintronella candle, a mantronella if you will."

"Nothing like hot woman walking by and the pleasant smell they leave after they walk by, of course while I'm smoking, I'll I smell is smoke and they go out of there way to walk around me, I'm like a mantronella"

Mantronella by tacmed56 September 4, 2009

mantonelli 

To constantly be surrounded by attractive females and not act upon it. A person who mantonellis is the opposite of Barney Stinson.

"Dude, stop mantonelli-ing and ask her out!"

mantonelli by drewcus September 22, 2012

Mantonello 

A person who desires a central position during group sex with Jordan Peterson and Dan Andrews

Bloke is such a Mantonello

Mantonello by Sinny17 August 26, 2020

Full Mantonello 

Taking a simple concept and using philosophy to make it incoherent and unfathomable for seemingly no reason.

"Corn flakes are fundamentally soup"

"Mate, you have gone Full Mantonello"

Full Mantonello by Sinny17 August 26, 2020

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016