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Manstipated 

When the man you are seeing cannot make up his mind about whether to be in your life - or not. He keeps you (his girl) at arms length - reels you in occasionally - completely confusing you as to your status in his life. He cannot be with you - and cannot be without you. He is completely MANSTIPATED.

I say, “sh*t or get off the pot.”
He can’t seem to claim me or let me go... he is completely manstipated.
Manstipated by JDHStyle May 31, 2019
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Manstipated 

When a woman cannot find a date or hasn't had any relations or contact with men in a long time or her contact with men is always negative, awkward and uncomfortable causing her to stay sedentary in her home for months at a time, eating large quantities of food, gaining weight and then later hating herself.

A woman going through this phase is said to be manstipated.
"Susan, I'm so Manstipated, i haven't had a dick in this cooter for ages now"
Manstipated by twiggy eksfaur December 9, 2008

Masticator 

A south florida based death metal band. Material sounds very similar to that of many death metal bands in the late 1980's through through the 1990's such as Morbid angel, Cannibal Corpse, and deicide. The band chooses to stick to an old school sound, rather than that of many modern metal bands.
did you catch that band "Masticator" ? I havent heard a band play like that since the 90's dude!
Masticator by FLmetal July 7, 2010

mastikator 

It is basicly a longer word for the word Master.
Mastikator
Mas____ter (er-or)
Master-Mastikator
I am the mastikator!
mastikator by Mastikator November 1, 2004

menstigator 

A female who dictates the menstruation cycle of her friends. Possessing of a cosmically strong uterus, the menstigator will immediately instigate mass menses upon getting her period.
Yo my menstigator just got the red devil, time to tamp up.
menstigator by boustropehdon December 22, 2012

Masticator 

One who rubs their elbow until they ejaculate.

Should be used to represent someones name.
Hey man, that guy over there is such a masticator.

I AM THE MASTICATOR.
Masticator by RainbowBunchie April 7, 2011