Skip to main content
Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.

Manstipated 

When the man you are seeing cannot make up his mind about whether to be in your life - or not. He keeps you (his girl) at arms length - reels you in occasionally - completely confusing you as to your status in his life. He cannot be with you - and cannot be without you. He is completely MANSTIPATED.

I say, “sh*t or get off the pot.”
He can’t seem to claim me or let me go... he is completely manstipated.
Manstipated by JDHStyle May 31, 2019
Related Words

Manstipated 

When a woman cannot find a date or hasn't had any relations or contact with men in a long time or her contact with men is always negative, awkward and uncomfortable causing her to stay sedentary in her home for months at a time, eating large quantities of food, gaining weight and then later hating herself.

A woman going through this phase is said to be manstipated.
"Susan, I'm so Manstipated, i haven't had a dick in this cooter for ages now"
Manstipated by twiggy eksfaur December 9, 2008

Masticator 

A south florida based death metal band. Material sounds very similar to that of many death metal bands in the late 1980's through through the 1990's such as Morbid angel, Cannibal Corpse, and deicide. The band chooses to stick to an old school sound, rather than that of many modern metal bands.
did you catch that band "Masticator" ? I havent heard a band play like that since the 90's dude!
Masticator by FLmetal July 7, 2010

mastikator 

It is basicly a longer word for the word Master.
Mastikator
Mas____ter (er-or)
Master-Mastikator
I am the mastikator!
mastikator by Mastikator November 1, 2004

menstigator 

A female who dictates the menstruation cycle of her friends. Possessing of a cosmically strong uterus, the menstigator will immediately instigate mass menses upon getting her period.
Yo my menstigator just got the red devil, time to tamp up.
menstigator by boustropehdon December 22, 2012

Masticator 

One who rubs their elbow until they ejaculate.

Should be used to represent someones name.
Hey man, that guy over there is such a masticator.

I AM THE MASTICATOR.
Masticator by RainbowBunchie April 7, 2011
More from Urban Dictionary
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026
Load more