Manstinant
Girl 1: Oh my god, my ex-boyfriend sucks big time..
Girl 2: I am manstinant for years now. You should try it
Girl 1: K.
Girl 2: I am manstinant for years now. You should try it
Girl 1: K.
Manstinant by Nikki80 June 26, 2015
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Manstipated
When the man you are seeing cannot make up his mind about whether to be in your life - or not. He keeps you (his girl) at arms length - reels you in occasionally - completely confusing you as to your status in his life. He cannot be with you - and cannot be without you. He is completely MANSTIPATED.
I say, “sh*t or get off the pot.”
I say, “sh*t or get off the pot.”
Manstipated by JDHStyle May 31, 2019
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Manstincts
The basic manly instincts that every guy is born with. Such as being able to drive well or navigate through anything without asking directions.
Man 1: dude how did you get so good at driving?.... you just got your license yesterday.
Man 2: I dont know it must just be my manstincts.
Man 2: I dont know it must just be my manstincts.
Manstincts by Joel amb January 12, 2009
manstincts
The inner sense of right and wrong for the human post-adolescent male; the adult human male and/or masculine equivalent of woman's intuition (in the singular form) and women's intuition (in the plural form); masculine conscience and/or psyche.
Since he is immature, his manstincts are not (yet) fully-developed. Every new father needs to learn to trust his manstincts (in the same way a new mother needs to trust her woman's intuition). My manstincts went haywire when I heard that lame suggestion.
manstincts by canuck4Jesus February 24, 2010
Mabstinent
Abstaining from masturbation.
Guy: So do you like to play with yourself?
Girl: No, I'm mabstinent.
Notorious Fapper: I will try to be mabstinent because I'm ashamed of my nonstop wanking.
Girl: No, I'm mabstinent.
Notorious Fapper: I will try to be mabstinent because I'm ashamed of my nonstop wanking.
Mabstinent by AlexanderBlack96 May 14, 2015
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Manstipator
A bloke (male) who is transitioning to lady (female) or vice verser.
You usually cannot tell what sex the person is.
You usually cannot tell what sex the person is.
Hey look over there, a manstipator!
Manstipator by Roma2005 April 15, 2023
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