manrection

When a man gets an erection because he is either thinking about or currently enjoying multiple manly things at once.

Manly things may include, but are not limited to: beer, boxing, hot wings, UFC, jack daniels, pornographic material, (fantasy) football, full-contact football, meaty subs measured in foot increments, anything flannel, boobs, dip, shit and fart jokes.

Bro 1: I wonder what they'll show tomorrow night at the bar, there's a UFC and boxing PPV at the same time.
Bro 2: Damn. They should play both, then sprinkle porn on a couple TVs, too.
Bro 1: Amazing, then think about all the wings and beer we'll have...maybe pack a lip, too?
Bro 2: I'm getting a manrection just thinking about it.

by nofx9019 September 22, 2009

Midrection

Midrection (ˈmid ˈrek-shən)

The state in which a penis is only half erect.

Man 1 - "That bitch Olivia Munn is so fine she gives me a stiffie."

Man 2 - "Nah, that bitch ain't that hot. She only gives me a midrection."

by That Other One Guy July 13, 2012

manfiction

Fiction of men by men for men.

"Let me see what you're writing."
"No, don't read my erotic manfiction!"

by Papa Sayed March 4, 2009

Manfraction

An infraction on the basic rules of manhood.

We were at the urinal and he totally looked across at my junk. Doesn't he know that's a manfraction?

Since it was such a hot day, the guy thought it was okay to commit the manfraction of wearing crocs and a half-shirt; it wasn't.

by Tengai May 20, 2008

Mantention

to receive affection and attention from a male partner or significant other.

I need some mantention

She be getting her some mantention tonight.

by JayMcky October 2, 2009

manceptionist

A receptionist of dubious sexual identity.

Zeke: The new receptionist's voice is kinda husky, don't you think?

Clem: That's because we've hired a manceptionist.

by Krakky McKraken November 12, 2006

Manffectionate

A heterosexual male who becomes very affectionate towards other males, usually the result of alcohol consumption by said male.

"Yo, James was mad drunk Saturday, and he threw his arm around me and was like an inch away from my face. Dude was getting a little too manffectionate for my comfort."

by Brad G. December 9, 2008