Definitions by nofx9019
vacation constipation
Losing the ability to poop when you lose that home field advantage.
May be a result of changes in eating and drinking habits, elevation, fiber intake, stress, etc.
Vacation constipation is usually followed by a glacier dump.
May be a result of changes in eating and drinking habits, elevation, fiber intake, stress, etc.
Vacation constipation is usually followed by a glacier dump.
I'm having a horrible case of vacation constipation...can't wait to get back home and drop a couple belt notches.
vacation constipation by nofx9019 September 6, 2010
glacier dump
When you take such a huge crap that 10% of the poop sits above water in the bowl.
PF Changs lends itself well to constructing these monstrosities.
Props if your glacial creation crosses the toilet seat plane.
PF Changs lends itself well to constructing these monstrosities.
Props if your glacial creation crosses the toilet seat plane.
Two eggrolls and a double serving of beef lo main left me with only one option after lunch...glacier dump in the executive suite. It was epic.
glacier dump by nofx9019 March 30, 2010
Cumforter
When you leave your ejaculate on your (or your girl's) stomach and pass out.
On the coldest and loneliest of evenings, use your cumforter as an added layer of insulation.
On the coldest and loneliest of evenings, use your cumforter as an added layer of insulation.
Bro 1: Dude, last night I was so tired after tugging it I passed right out and left myself a bell full of mess.
Bro 2: At least the cumforter kept you warm.
Bro 1: Yea, but it was a bitch cleaning the fuzzies off my stomach this morning.
Bro 2: At least the cumforter kept you warm.
Bro 1: Yea, but it was a bitch cleaning the fuzzies off my stomach this morning.
penis equus
penis equus by nofx9019 February 15, 2010
doodie bark
Farts that are caused by and are precursors to large doodies.
Doodie barks are a temporary form of relief from the discomfort of having to poop, when dumping is not an option.
They usually smell like the danger ahead.
Doodie barks are a temporary form of relief from the discomfort of having to poop, when dumping is not an option.
They usually smell like the danger ahead.
"Oh dude, that fart smells like shit, gross"
"Yea I've had the doodie barks all morning. Thanks to this conference call I haven't had the chance to drop Obama off in the Oval Office."
"Yea I've had the doodie barks all morning. Thanks to this conference call I haven't had the chance to drop Obama off in the Oval Office."
doodie bark by nofx9019 December 2, 2009
mouthpiece
"Dude, this car ride is beat, got any chaw left? I see that mouthpiece you're rocking."
"Sorry Bro. Emptied the tin. Feeling fucking money."
"Sorry Bro. Emptied the tin. Feeling fucking money."
mouthpiece by nofx9019 December 2, 2009
manrection
When a man gets an erection because he is either thinking about or currently enjoying multiple manly things at once.
Manly things may include, but are not limited to: beer, boxing, hot wings, UFC, jack daniels, pornographic material, (fantasy) football, full-contact football, meaty subs measured in foot increments, anything flannel, boobs, dip, shit and fart jokes.
Manly things may include, but are not limited to: beer, boxing, hot wings, UFC, jack daniels, pornographic material, (fantasy) football, full-contact football, meaty subs measured in foot increments, anything flannel, boobs, dip, shit and fart jokes.
Bro 1: I wonder what they'll show tomorrow night at the bar, there's a UFC and boxing PPV at the same time.
Bro 2: Damn. They should play both, then sprinkle porn on a couple TVs, too.
Bro 1: Amazing, then think about all the wings and beer we'll have...maybe pack a lip, too?
Bro 2: I'm getting a manrection just thinking about it.
Bro 2: Damn. They should play both, then sprinkle porn on a couple TVs, too.
Bro 1: Amazing, then think about all the wings and beer we'll have...maybe pack a lip, too?
Bro 2: I'm getting a manrection just thinking about it.
manrection by nofx9019 September 22, 2009