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manrection 

When a man gets an erection because he is either thinking about or currently enjoying multiple manly things at once.

Manly things may include, but are not limited to: beer, boxing, hot wings, UFC, jack daniels, pornographic material, (fantasy) football, full-contact football, meaty subs measured in foot increments, anything flannel, boobs, dip, shit and fart jokes.
Bro 1: I wonder what they'll show tomorrow night at the bar, there's a UFC and boxing PPV at the same time.
Bro 2: Damn. They should play both, then sprinkle porn on a couple TVs, too.
Bro 1: Amazing, then think about all the wings and beer we'll have...maybe pack a lip, too?
Bro 2: I'm getting a manrection just thinking about it.
manrection by nofx9019 September 22, 2009
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manfection 

The perfect and ultimate physical embodiment of masculinity.
'I am manfection, no doubt about it.'
manfection by Mr. Smith. May 23, 2007

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
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Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008