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malörtion
1. n. A taste that is so bad (like malört) that your tongue wants to abort itself.
2. n. A foul taste that brings back strong memories and sparks sad, woeful conversations of regret.
3. n. A bad decision. Something that you wish you could take back.
2. n. A foul taste that brings back strong memories and sparks sad, woeful conversations of regret.
3. n. A bad decision. Something that you wish you could take back.
Last night I made out with a super hot guy. He looked great but his breath was so bad that I almost had a malörtion.
maleationship
2 male buddies who are rather inseparable. Very into their friendship, not to say that they are homoerotic, but just extremely entwined.
Gary: yo lets hit this bar its got $1 teq till midnight. tell paul and kenny
Leeland: ehh paul and kenny are in a friggin maleationship i wouldnt be surprised if they didnt pick up the cell and went bowling
Leeland: ehh paul and kenny are in a friggin maleationship i wouldnt be surprised if they didnt pick up the cell and went bowling
maleationship by kovstar February 24, 2007
maldation
To be in a state of malding, in which you are mad and balding at the same time. This is generally a negative emotion, and generally happens when you are losing in a video game, thus causing you to lose your mind.
Hey man, how's your day going?
Oh well, you know, it's Maldation Monday, so it's going pretty bad...
Oh well, you know, it's Maldation Monday, so it's going pretty bad...
manrection
When a man gets an erection because he is either thinking about or currently enjoying multiple manly things at once.
Manly things may include, but are not limited to: beer, boxing, hot wings, UFC, jack daniels, pornographic material, (fantasy) football, full-contact football, meaty subs measured in foot increments, anything flannel, boobs, dip, shit and fart jokes.
Manly things may include, but are not limited to: beer, boxing, hot wings, UFC, jack daniels, pornographic material, (fantasy) football, full-contact football, meaty subs measured in foot increments, anything flannel, boobs, dip, shit and fart jokes.
Bro 1: I wonder what they'll show tomorrow night at the bar, there's a UFC and boxing PPV at the same time.
Bro 2: Damn. They should play both, then sprinkle porn on a couple TVs, too.
Bro 1: Amazing, then think about all the wings and beer we'll have...maybe pack a lip, too?
Bro 2: I'm getting a manrection just thinking about it.
Bro 2: Damn. They should play both, then sprinkle porn on a couple TVs, too.
Bro 1: Amazing, then think about all the wings and beer we'll have...maybe pack a lip, too?
Bro 2: I'm getting a manrection just thinking about it.
manrection by nofx9019 September 22, 2009
Maction
Football played in the Mid-American Conference. Not as good talent wise as the BCS, but always high scoring and more entertaining.